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I Can Watch This New Clip Of Kate Upton Dancing All Day [VIDEO]

Ned — Tue, 14 Feb 2012 14:27:04 +0000

We haven’t seen this video anywhere, and we know Kate Upton creepily well. Since this video went live yesterday, I’m going to let you read between the lines. You have to understand, it’s going to take a lot for me to not post the new Tallafornia Swipe episode. It’s more than safe to say that Kate Upton dancing, shaking, and grabbing he… Click to read more

Drunk Guy Can’t Understand the Secrets of a Porta-Potty [VIDEO]

Ned — Mon, 01 Aug 2011 13:30:39 +0000

When you gotta go, you gotta go. This drunk genius tries to skip the whole bathroom line by going behind the porta-potties and trying to open them from there. His idea was brilliant, execution not so much. Check out the video after the jump.

Super Sexy Sand Butts [32 PHOTOS]

COED Staff — Sat, 11 Jun 2011 18:30:30 +0000

Summer heat already getting to you? Well, things are about get even hotter after you check out our latest collection of sandy cover-ups. Last year, we brought you the insanely sexy and incredibly skimpy sand bras. And this year we present you with the equally hot and equally NSFW collection of sandy butts. Let's just say that these girls won't be getting any tan lines this summer. See the pics after the jump!

The Ass-ential Jessica Alba [49 PHOTOS]

COED Staff — Thu, 28 Apr 2011 19:05:13 +0000

April 28th is Jessica Alba's birthday! On this day 30 years ago, the lovely latina / naughty Native American / Hottie Body Hump Club member entered our world. About two decades later, she perfected what has become known as The Jessica Alba Ass Pose. Many have tried to recreate this provocation position, but few can match Alba's ability to induce a catatonic state. Her sexy beach butt looks good in a supergirl costume (*wink* *nudge* Universal *cough* Fox) especially in animated gifs. To celebrate Jessica's b-day, we're backin' dat ass up with a photo gallery of her best butt shots. Happy birthday, Jessica!

Arianny Celeste Is Celestial In These Beach Bikini Photos

COED Staff — Tue, 08 Mar 2011 14:30:20 +0000

Arianny Celeste continues to prove why we selected her as a woman who wowed in 2010. Is it safe to say that she's supplanted Rachelle Leah as UFC's top ring girl? Well, if you need more convincing, we found these pics of the former Miss COED and Playboy pictorial subject flaunting her flawless body in a bikini on the beach. For all you English majors out there, "celestial" = "heavenly". Make us say "Oh my gosh". See what we're talkin' about after the jump!

Zach Galifianakis Sports a Sexy One-Piece Swimsuit for Vanity Fair [Photos]

Neal - Johns Hopkins — Wed, 13 Oct 2010 18:00:15 +0000

Vanity Fair's had their fair share of provocative pictorials featuring celebrities. Demi Moore's cover in which she posed nude while pregnant, Demi Moore's cover in which she posed in body paint, and a jail-baity Miley Cyrus showing a whole bunch of skin. The latest pictorial causing waves is of bearded comedian Zach Galifianakis in a red one-piece on the beach. Pass the lotion, these pics are ON FIRE!

How to Pick Up Girls by Pretending to be a Pro Surfer

Nick — Sat, 09 Oct 2010 20:00:28 +0000

So pretending to be a minor league baseball player isn’t cutting it anymore and you’re searching for a new gimmick to pick up some girls while lying around on the beach. Posing as a professional surfer is not only easy, but incredibly effective, as nearly everyone’s impressed by someone’s ability to masterfully carve up the ocean. Grab your towel, sunglasses, and a board, because it’s time to go hunting for chicks... and waves to ride.

World’s Best Party Spots: Lagos, Portugal

franklength — Sat, 02 Oct 2010 16:00:55 +0000

On the Southern coast of Portugal is one of the craziest party towns in the world - Lagos, Portugal.

The 111 Sweetest Things We’ll Miss About Summer

COED Staff — Tue, 21 Sep 2010 18:00:05 +0000

As summer comes to a close, we look forward to the World Series, college football, and weekly NFL shockers, but we're sure going to miss a LOT of things. More specifically, the LACK of things covering women's bodies. To mourn the passing of minimum skin coverage, we've assembled this commemorative list that is bound to make you misty-eyed for mad hot temperatures.

Top 10 Private Islands (You Can Actually Rent)

COED Staff — Wed, 15 Sep 2010 13:00:10 +0000

There's a difference between "getting away from it all" and really getting away from it all. The former may be achieved by visiting a resort in Cuba or the Dominican Republic, while the latter requires a little more effort (and cash). To escape to a spot that even an exiled Napoleon could relate to, consider dropping some serious dough on a private island rental.