When you gotta go, you gotta go. This drunk genius tries to skip the whole bathroom line by going behind the porta-potties and trying to open them from there. His idea was brilliant, execution not so much. Check out the video after the jump.

Summer heat already getting to you? Well, things are about get even hotter after you check out our latest collection of sandy cover-ups. Last year, we brought you the insanely sexy and incredibly skimpy sand bras. And this year we present you with the equally hot and equally NSFW collection of sandy butts. Let’s just say that these girls won’t be getting any tan lines this summer. See the pics after the jump!

April 28th is Jessica Alba‘s birthday! On this day 30 years ago, the lovely latina / naughty Native American / Hottie Body Hump Club member entered our world. About two decades later, she perfected what has become known as The Jessica Alba Ass Pose. Many have tried to recreate this provocation position, but few can match Alba’s ability to induce a catatonic state. Her sexy beach butt looks good in a supergirl costume (*wink* *nudge* Universal *cough* Fox) especially in animated gifs. To celebrate Jessica’s b-day, we’re backin’ dat ass up with a photo gallery of her best butt shots. Happy birthday, Jessica!

Arianny Celeste continues to prove why we selected her as a woman who wowed in 2010. Is it safe to say that she’s supplanted Rachelle Leah as UFC’s top ring girl? Well, if you need more convincing, we found these pics of the former Miss COED and Playboy pictorial subject flaunting her flawless body in a bikini on the beach. For all you English majors out there, “celestial” = “heavenly”. Make us say “Oh my gosh”. See what we’re talkin’ about after the jump!

Vanity Fair’s had their fair share of provocative pictorials featuring celebrities. Demi Moore’s cover in which she posed nude while pregnant, Demi Moore’s cover in which she posed in body paint, and a jail-baity Miley Cyrus showing a whole bunch of skin. The latest pictorial causing waves is of bearded comedian Zach Galifianakis in a red one-piece on the beach. Pass the lotion, these pics are ON FIRE!

So pretending to be a minor league baseball player isn’t cutting it anymore and you’re searching for a new gimmick to pick up some girls while lying around on the beach. Posing as a professional surfer is not only easy, but incredibly effective, as nearly everyone’s impressed by someone’s ability to masterfully carve up the ocean. Grab your towel, sunglasses, and a board, because it’s time to go hunting for chicks… and waves to ride.

On the Southern coast of Portugal is one of the craziest party towns in the world – Lagos, Portugal.

As summer comes to a close, we look forward to the World Series, college football, and weekly NFL shockers, but we’re sure going to miss a LOT of things. More specifically, the LACK of things covering women’s bodies. To mourn the passing of minimum skin coverage, we’ve assembled this commemorative list that is bound to make you misty-eyed for mad hot temperatures.

There’s a difference between “getting away from it all” and really getting away from it all. The former may be achieved by visiting a resort in Cuba or the Dominican Republic, while the latter requires a little more effort (and cash). To escape to a spot that even an exiled Napoleon could relate to, consider dropping some serious dough on a private island rental.

Despite your best efforts to ignore the chill as you stand on your porch choking down an ice cold one in your shorts and wife-beater, you can’t deny it: summer’s done. The Labor Day weekend parades compose the siren song of school bells, cold weather, and–saddest of all–miniskirts with leggings underneath instead of nothing. Harsh times. Fortunately, the temperature is the only thing that has to drop, as you can keep the summer spirit up with these mildly delusional suggestions.

When talking about the surf, sun, sand and sounds of summer – having plenty of smokin’ hot tunes are absolutely necessary to solidify the perfect season. COED spoke with Jared Watson – a founding member of Huntington Beach based band The Dirty Heads — and asked 5 quick questions that cover the basic necessities of being a super cool, red hot and wildly popular hybrid of rock, acoustic and hip-hop fun that is appreciated by everyone from coast to coast.

Summer – it’s hot, clammy and sometimes unbearable. But if there’s one thing that should keep you happy during these scorching months, it’s super hot chicks strutting their stuff in bikinis. So to celebrate the summer before the cold winds of fall blow in, we’ve put together a bootylicious collection of the 44 sexiest celebrity bikini beach butts!

Beaches are awesome, they’re the one place on earth where you can take off almost all your clothes (or all depending where you are and/or the proximity of police) and let it all hang out. Where else can you bring a cooler of beer and watch babes all day long in every pose imaginable? It does not matter where you are whether you are on the beaches of Hawaii, Australia, or checking out real Israeli beach babes in Brazil; a good time will be had by all. We have television to blame for this, too (thank you). Were it not for images of babes running on Baywatch constantly running through our minds we might go to the beach just to relax! When you get bored, you can see if you can find the 7 people you’ll find at the beach.

We’re almost done with summer some people are still struggling to pull off a golden glow. You can blame it on your complexion, blame it on not wanting to get skin cancer, or blame it on the fact that you’re naturally albino, but none of those are excuses to stay pale during the hottest months of the year.

If you’ve spent anytime on COED, you know there are plenty of different “bra” variations that have nothing to do with actual lingerie: hand bras, hair bras and now, the sand bra. Also known as the “sand-kini” by WildAMaginations.com, which specializes in this kind of thing, the sand bra is basically as close to topless as a girl can get without showing any bare nipple. And if you ask us, the closer to topless the better. Don’t you agree?