Today’s WTF news items feature a former Baywatch star fulfilling her lifelong dream, an Indonesian pop star who should seriously think about changing his name to Peterporn, and sex workers that should seek alternate means for getting to the Super Bowl. Read more after the jump!

When you think of models, the first things that probably come to mind are beauty, elegance, sophistication, class and that stupid television show with Tyra Banks (No, the other one.) But when someone’s that perfect, there’s nothing greater than watching them bust their ass. So we bring to you The 13 Most Disastrous Model Runway FAILs. Remember, just because someone’s better than you doesn’t mean you can’t laugh at their public misfortune.

If there was a gun to my head, I’d say the Hoff is right up there with some of the greatest men int he history of the world. He has significantly changed the way in which we live our everyday lives. And since he got ripped a new pooper on his Comedy Central Roast, let me show you just why the Hoff has made life so awesome.

The TV is many things to many people, but for most dudes, it’s a way to stare at hot chicks without dealing with restraining orders. Now we’re not saying that all TV shows have hot ladies, but we saying you can stare at a lot of hot ladies from the comfort of your living room. Right off the bat, I’ll tell ya we probably missed a bunch of sirens and traffic stoppers, but this list should serve as a phenomenal jumping off point for shows you’re going to want to DVR. So clear your schedule and get ready to do some hardcore fantasizing.

Beaches are awesome, they’re the one place on earth where you can take off almost all your clothes (or all depending where you are and/or the proximity of police) and let it all hang out. Where else can you bring a cooler of beer and watch babes all day long in every pose imaginable? It does not matter where you are whether you are on the beaches of Hawaii, Australia, or checking out real Israeli beach babes in Brazil; a good time will be had by all. We have television to blame for this, too (thank you). Were it not for images of babes running on Baywatch constantly running through our minds we might go to the beach just to relax! When you get bored, you can see if you can find the 7 people you’ll find at the beach.

Celebrities have their indulgences. Madonna loves her Kabbalah water and Jon Gosselin can’t resist Ed Hardy t-shirts. But these sexy celebrities may have far darker addictions. All of these ladies have been accused of using cocaine, proving that the white powder isn’t just for Amy Winehouse anymore. Let me introduce you to our starting line-up of the celebrity coke whore all-star team!

Baywatch proved, once and for all, that every drowning has a silver lining. There’s never any other time that hot lifeguards will run down the beach in slow motion. The Baywatch lifeguard run is inspiration for every large-breasted woman out there who wants to saves lives without letting her bust get in her way. And that’s why, year after year, sexy girls on beaches across the nation imitate the iconic run.

Pamela Anderson was the undisputed queen of the 1990s. Star of Baywatch and Home Improvement, a dozen Playboy appearances, home movie star – she did it all.
Today, Pam is getting up there in age (turning 41 in July) but we all know she’s still got it going on. To commemorate this blonde beauty, we take a look back to one of her sexiest (and surprising… Click to read more

Living near one of the largest beach cultures in the world, I have been struggling to come to grips with what the appropriate beach attire would be for me. The surf culture here in Southern California suggests a young male like myself should wear some board shorts because apparently they make surfing so much easier. I do not know the scientific proof behind tha… Click to read more

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