UPDATE: We now have the non-bootleg HD version. A bootleg version of the first full length trailer for The Dark Knight Rises has been leaked online and it’s everything we could’ve hoped for and more. If this doesn’t cement our pick as the most anticipated movie of 2012, I don’t know what does. You’ve got Anne Hathaway as Selena Kyle (quite possibly her sexiest role yet) whispering into Bruce Wayne’s ear about the demise of Gotham, you’ve got Bane blowing Heinz Field to smithereens as Hines Ward is somehow too in the zone (literally and figuratively) to notice he just lost his entire team, and you’ve got some kinda weird batmobile that flies. Welcome to the highest grossing film of all-time. Check out the legend ending after the jump.

Batman is one of the most iconic comic book heroes in history and his battles with The Joker have been things of legend. Now, what if Batman and the Joker were an old lesbian couple instead of arch-nemeses? There would be a lot more dildos and batsuits with nipples, that’s for d*mn sure. The Joker would trade in his purple suit for a purple suit made of flannel and the batcave would reek of fish even though their aren’t any fish to be found in the batcave. Read on for more compelling logic after the jump.

If you hate Dane Cook as much as I do, you need to watch this video. The guys from Rated Awesome! have put together a hilarious trailer depicting Batman’s criminally un-funny enemy: Bane Cook. I’ve been so excited to see anything ‘Batman,’ I had no idea what I was going to be seeing when I saw it on Buzzfeed. Once I clicked play though, I couldn’t stop laughing. Just wait ’til you see the bad guy Bane Cook calls in for backup. Check out the video after the jump!

James Montgomery Flagg’s 1917 Uncle Sam “I Want You” poster was based on the original British Lord Kitchener poster of three years earlier. It was used to recruit soldiers for both World War I and World War II. The Uncle Sam character is actually based on Samuel Wilson, a meat packer from upstate NY who shipped beef to the U.S. Army in barrels marked “U.S.” during the War of 1812. Flagg called it “most famous poster in the world.” We’d have to agree as countless artists have given it their own twist with iconic characters substituting for Uncle Sam like Darth Vader, Doctor Doom, GI Joe’s Cobra, Master Shredder and more. Check it out after the jump.

What’s wrong with vehicles today: nearly everything! We have to put up with poor gas mileage, traffic, road rage and the lack of lasers and time-traveling technology. It’s days like these we wish we were living in the worlds of geek fantasy, where getting to work on time isn’t a problem and going on a date with Cleopatra in 1920s New York is a reality! There’s plenty of sick rides that our characters use to get from point A to point B, but which ones make us wish science would catch up to the advancements our nerdy realms have made possible? Buckle up and check out COED’s top ten list of fictional vehicles we wish were real!

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If there’s one thing that really pisses off comic book geeks it’s when people who’ve never picked up a comic in their life predicate their knowledge on superheroes and villains solely on what they saw in the movies or television. Many times, people assume that storylines and characters have stayed the course since their inception. Check out our list of 10 superhero myths debunked after the jump!

Recently resurrected from the grave in the comics, Bruce Wayne is also making his triumphant return to video games this October in Rocksteady’s Batman: Arkham City, the sequel to 2009’s critically acclaimed Batman: Arkham Asylum. Based on trailers and information released so far, this title is one of the most highly anticipated games of 2011 and could be the game of the year. See our full preview along screengrabs and the trailer after the jump!

Everyone’s heard of Batman, but have you heard of Grant Morrison? Because he’s done what the Joker, Two-Face and all the others couldn’t – he’s the man who finally killed The Dark Knight. Morrison is the famed comic book writer behind Batman R.I.P., where Bruce Wyane is killed, and Batman and Robin, where the first Robin – Dick Grayson – has to take up the Bat-mantle. But, as with most comic characters, Bruce Wayne didn’t stay dead forever, and with the recent hardcover release of The Return of Bruce Wayne, Grant Morrison’s work is once again in the news.  Here’s a look at some of both the professional and personal highlights of one of comic’s consistently creative, popular and controversial writers. Check out Grant’s full profile after the jump!

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Everyone wants to be a superhero. The powers, the gadgets, the crazy chicks with White Knight complexes- what’s not to love? As an alternative to your ultra-glamorous retail job or that useless PhD you’re working towards (come on man, a podiatrist isn’t even a real doctor-give it up already), let COED show you how to become a superhero and immediately start living a more awesome, cell-shaded life.

Bruce Wayne. Tony Stark. Megatron. If you know who those 3 are, you have passed the geek test and will be in for a treat with this post. With super hero movies coming out every weekend these days, we thought we’d be the filter for you and give you some insight on some of the most anticipated super hero movies to come over the next couple of years.

I’ll admit, I’m a sucker for hopping back in time for an hour and reliving my youth. So in honor of our adolescent years, this blog is dedicated to an issue that is pertinent to just about any warm-blooded heterosexual male who grew up in the 90′s and watched television or movies. Today I give you my top-ten list of hot female celebrities from the 90′s who have all but disappeared from our lives.

What’s the old saying? Behind every gorgeous girl is an inner geek just dying to take off her stilettos and throw on the Princess Leia lingerie. The women of Nerdcore not only embrace their inner nerdiness, they celebrate it.