It’s not hard for a bad movie to open on top of the weekend box office chart — a combination of heavy marketing, recognizable stars, and a simple concept pretty much assures it.  Every month, for example, a new bad horror movies comes and goes.  Remember The Messengers, Darkness Falls or Urban Legends: Final Cut?  They were all the #1 movie in America at one point.

Romantic comedies work the same way: Forces of Nature, Monster-in-Law, and Failure to Launch all topped the box office in their day.  And then there’s the awful kids’ movies that lazy parents pay for: Scooby Doo…Pokemon…The Pacifier…and the list goes on.

The thing about all these movies is that they’re passively bad.  Everybody already knew they would suck, and they’re quickly forgotten.  Sometimes, however, a movie opens at #1 that is really bad.  Offensively bad.  Beg-for-your-money-back, sign-of-the-impending-apocalypse bad.  Here are the 10 Worst Movies to Open at #1.  (more…)

Transformers star and all-around on-screen goddess, Megan Fox has reportedly signed on to play Catwoman in the next Batman film, which is set to be released in 2011. File this under the “Please, please, please be true!” category. Fox follows in the footsteps of past hotties, Michelle Pfeiffer and Halle Berry. But something tells us she’s going to blow those two out of the water.

Despite the fact that many publications are reporting the deal, including The Sun, MTV UK and The Press Association, we’re still holding our breath until an official announcement is released. But that doesn’t mean we can’t fantasize about Megan Fox in a skin-tight PVC catsuit. (Not that we weren’t doing that already…)

UPDATE: Uh, nevermind… The Sun, which originally reported the “rumor,” is full of sh*t.

If Rick Jacobson’s Grindhouse throwback Bitch Slap is half as hot as these new Maxim pics, then look out.  Julia Voth, Erin Cummings & America Olivo are certain to kick your ass and leave you begging for more. The film is set to hit screens in Spring of 2009 and like the tag line says “Prepare to Get Slapped.”

Check out The Babes of B*tch Slap gallery!

Friday, December 19th 2008

Merry SeXXXmas: 10 White Hot Christmas Compilations

Christmas is almost here, and that means there’s been days and days for Websites to put together some of the sexiest Christmas content of all time. But instead of making you spend precious present-buying hours searching around the Internet for all the hottest holiday cheer, we thought we’d make things simple and just put them together all in one place. So now that we’ve been nice, Santa, we’d like that hoverboard now.

Thursday, December 18th 2008

COED Presents: 50 Women Who Wowed 2008

As you might have notice, we here at COED are huge fans of the ladies. (Aren’t you?)  And every day, we do our best to bring you the foxiest females from around the world. So with 2008 quickly coming to a close, we decided to get a little retrospective on all the sexiest stars from the past year. From Megan Fox to Sasha Grey, these are the 50 Women who Wowed us in 2008.

Megan Fox as Bat Girl?

After the amazingness that was this year’s The Dark Night, movie nerds the world over are awaiting director Chris Nolan’s inevitable followup. Since the movie made a pile of money, was a critical darling and even generated posthumous Oscar buzz for Heath Ledger, you can bet your ass they’re making a third Batman. The only question is… when?

The 38 Strangest Christmas Ornaments

Whether it’s decorating a tree, tabletop or doorway this holiday season, nothing spreads holiday cheer makes people realize what a freakin’ weirdo you are more than odd Christmas ornaments. Deck the halls with… tampon snowflakes? Star Wars menorahs? Unborn fetus with a machine gun? Way to be festive! (Not…)

Wednesday, December 17th 2008

Cheerleaders of the 2009 BCS Championship Games

First comes Christmas, then New Year’s Eve – then college F’ing football! Now we think, like any good sports fan, that the BCS championship system is a load of crap. But it’s all we’ve got, so we’ll take it. Fortunately, the one thing not lacking in the BCS this year is smoking hot cheerleaders! We’ve compiled galleries of cheerleaders from every school playing a BCS bowl game and put them head to head. And guess who wins every single match-up…You!

Obama: Cool For School

If you needed any more proof that Barack Obama is cooler than you, the evidence has just arrived. From 1979 – 1981 President elect Barack Obama was a student at Occidental College, a small liberal arts school in Los Angeles. The series of 12 black-and-white photos (below) show the 19 year-old freshman posing in various positions, being “charismatic” as Jack describes. And no matter your political affiliation, you have to admit that Obama looks cooler than anyone you know.

Tuesday, December 16th 2008

COED Hangs with Bam Margera

A few weeks back Jackass star Bam Margera was nice enough to invite COED to his home in West Chester to hang out for the day. Bam showed us around his new bar/concert venue, ‘The Note,’ took us on a tour of his sprawling 14 acre estate, did some skate tricks in his massive indoor skate barn and even introduced us to his family, Phil, April and new wife Missy. We brought a photographer along for the trip so be sure to check out all the awesome pictures on our Facebook group.

Open Up And Say Ah(some): Celebrity Tongues

If you’re a fan of Hayden Panettiere (and you should be), you may have noticed that the woman loves to lick things. Like, a lot. But after a little bit of research we noticed that way more hotties than just Hayden have something of an oral fixation. From Jessica Alba to Olivia Wilde, these viciously sexy Hollywood vixens seem to love to show us their tongues. And the more awesome the tongue, the more the woman shows it. And you know what? We’re totally OK with that.

Monday, December 15th 2008

Sexy Self-Shot Myspace Mirror Girls

The Internet is good for a lot of things – answering questions, finding a date, wasting your life away in an imaginary digital universe. But possibly its best feature is the endless stream of pictures random hot girls took of themselves in the mirror. We’re not sure who these girls are or what prompted them to strip down into the sexiest little thing they had and take their picture in the mirror (or how they got online in the first place), but we’re certainly glad they did – this is one trend that never gets old…

The Week In Re-Boob: Dec. 8th – 15th

Welp, it’s Monday, again, and you know what that means! Another Week In Re-Boob! We’ve got all the hottest galleries the interweb has to offer. So don’t worry if you missed any of last week’s skintastic sexiness, we’ve got you completely covered. You might want to take a deep breath before diving into this one.

The Hottest Women of Fall TV

Whether you’re a Heroes-head or an Entourage-fanatic, this fall’s TV schedule is dripping with some of the hottest tail to ever shake on the silver screen. (Hell, just one episode of Entourage has more booty than a pirate ship.) Luckily for us all, our friends at Maxim have narrowed it down to only the hottest actresses to grace prime-time (and beyond!). From Olivia Wilde to Kristen Bell, we have to agree that this is as solid a list as it gets.

After the amazingness that was this year’s The Dark Night, movie nerds the world over are awaiting director Chris Nolan’s inevitable followup. Since the movie made a pile of money, was a critical darling and even generated posthumous Oscar buzz for Heath Ledger, you can bet your ass they’re making a third Batman. The only question is… when?

Nolan hasn’t even signed on to make part three yet, mostly because he’s a perfectionist and is busy making sure the plot will be air tight before anything official happens. Good for him. But what are all the overly-anxious fanboys supposed to do in the meantime? Apparently, just make a bunch of stuff up.

Rumors have been swirling around new Batman castings, from Johnny Depp and/or Eddie Murphy playing the Riddler to Shia LaBeouf playing Robin to Phillip Seymour Hoffman as the Penguin to Rachel Weisz as Catwoman. But since the movie isn’t even officially happening yet, can you guess how many of those lies rumors are true?

Since all it takes to circulate a Batman casting rumor is a hope and a dream and a website, we’d like to go ahead and officially announce the latest casting announcements for Batman 3 (which, by the way, has officially been titled Batman: Again).

Zac Effron as Robin
Oh, you didn’t hear? The third Batman is actually going to be a musical. Ten-year-old girls and their moms rejoice! Since America will be in a full fledged Great Depression once this movie sees the light of day, studio execs are looking to the last Great Depression for inspiration. Turns out that when people are down on their luck, nothing lifts their spirits like song and dance. Expect Effron’s casting to anger the Comic-Con crowd at first, but then expect them to get over it when they find out it will equal ten-year-old girls in the audience.

Megan Fox as Batgirl
Hey Hollywood, here’s some free advice: If you want people to see your movie, put Megan Fox in it. It doesn’t matter if she can’t sing or dance or act, just make her look under the hood of a car once every fifteen minutes and your film will make lots money.

Gary Busey as The Riddler
Busey doesn’t have to act like the Riddler, he LIVES the Riddler. Have you seen his guest spots on Entourage? The man is a walking enigma! He is a snake eating its own tail, except with legs and riddle telling abilities. Multiply that by spandex and then divide it by him having to remain sober for a few months — the movie might suffer, but the reality TV show will be Nielsen’s catnip.

Meryl Streep as Catwoman
Well someone has to generate Oscar buzz in a Batman movie, and unfortunately the Academy only recognizes traditional acting talent, and not the new, more real talent that someone like Megan Fox brings to a project. Plus, rumor has it there’s a Catwoman Riddler sex scene in the works, so that should be good times.

This week’s DVD Drop is a complete no-brainer.  The Dark Knight was one of the most successful summer releases this year and my guess is that pretty much every single one of you went out and saw this movie.  It picks up where Batman Begins ends and allows the audience to watch the continued evolution of Bruce Wayne and his alter-ego Batman. (more…)

There are few absolute truths in the DC comic book universe. Superman can’t be around kryptonite, OA is the source of the Green Lanterns’ power, Wonder Woman hates most men, and Batman is Bruce Wayne. Everything else can be cured by a simple “crisis,” of varying levels of finality.

In the newest twist of comic book fate, a line has been crossed. When Doomsday killed Superman and Marvel killed off Captain America (Steve Rogers), I had trust and faith that everything would recover and those responsible would see the err of their ways. But in this newest turn, the unthinkable has been thought. Not only is Dr. Thomas Wayne alive, but he is really Simon Hurt – the leader of the Black Glove organization. As if that wasn’t enough of a WTF, he kills his son Bruce Wayne/Batman. And he is dead, like dead-dead, like no kryponian trance or Bat-droid or Skrull pretending to be Batman in some inter-universal conspiracy.

Writer Grant Morrison has been quoted as saying, “This is the end of Bruce Wayne as Batman. Batman will live on though, with another character filling his Batsuit.” Reading the subtext correctly, Bruce Wayne will be back – but not as Batman. The question is, what silly-ass vehicle will they use to bring him back.

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It’s that time of the year again, if you live in San Diego. On Sunday night the annual San Diego Comic-Con wrapped up and so did the announcements about where pop culture is going in the coming year. Since we were not able to attend this year, here is a run down of significant announcements from the show.

•    For Batman fans, The Dark Knight was only the beginning. Clerks and Mallrats director Kevin Smith announced that he’s penning a three-issue Batman comic book called “Cacophony” in November. Then in January 2009, Sandman and New York Times Best Selling Author, Neil Gaiman will reunite with his Marvel 1602 partner Andy Kubert for a story called “Whatever Happened to the Caped Crusader?”

•    Smallville is about to get some new cast members this fall when DC’s Legion of Superheroes joins Clark Kent for an episode.

•    Marvel’s Black Panther will be getting his own animated series on BET. (more…)

At 1:32 in the Watchmen trailer, this pin-up of Sally Jupiter (played by Carla Gugino) appears for only a second. The illustration was done by artist, James Jean. And according to him, the picture plays a far greater role in the scene than the flash in the trailer conveys. Which is why we’re just going to sit here and stare at it for a while…

(Image source: SuperHeroHype.com)

When I was six years old, my dad took me to see a movie that made a lasting impression in my life. That movie was Batman. If Superman gave us the quintessential superhero in Christopher Reeve, then Batman gave us his counterpart in Jack Nicholson’s portrayal of Batman’s nemesis, the Joker. After almost twenty years, nobody has been able to top Jack’s performance, until last night.

The Dark Knight, the latest installment in the Batman movie franchise, returns us to same conflict between Batman and the Joker, with a Joker that makes Jack Nicholson look like Cesar Romero (look it up if you don’t get the reference). (more…)