We love when girls get drunk and take ridiculous pics, but we understand it’s a double-edged sword. When they hit that pinnacle of crazy drunk perfection, we know shortly thereafter it all comes crashing down. Barfing everywhere, crying, mascara smeared across the face to make ‘em look like Pro Bowl Vikings D-Lineman John Randle. It’s a fine line. We like it when they make out with each other, but we’re still on the fence when it comes to cutting us in line to pee in our urinal. Of course, if you’re hot, f*** it, do what you want. Check out our gallery of drunk girls doin’ crazy sh*t in the bathroom after the jump.

According to Yahoo, March 16th is Lips Appreciation Day. An herbal product company called Wellcat Herbs claims responsibility for creating the holiday mostly as a promotional vehicle for their line of lip balms. If anyone needs some intensive oral care, it’s the people receiving blasts of hot air to the face from a hand-dryer in this photo gallery. Something tells me this isn’t the first time they’ve taken a blast to the face. ZING! See the pics after the jump!

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the easiest chick in this gallery. That’s the question on the mind every red blooded man (and any other color blooded man) whose seen this gallery. These girls already know they look hot, they’re just in front of mirrors to give us a better angle at why.

Many of us certainly enjoy flaunting our love for Mother Nature’s gift to us all, but when nearby bystanders become angry with (or most likely jealous of) your display of affection, there’s a couple of techniques that can help you mask Miss Mary’s pungent manifestation.

Nothing shakes a person’s foundation like being caught in a public place when a massive bathroom emergency hits, with no way to find a usable bathroom. But with the new Have2P iPhone app, all your problems are solved!

How do you create the ultimate bachelor pad so a lady – or possibly many ladies – will come through and not be turned off by the fact that you live in your own sh*t.
The most important things to keep in mind when designing your bachelor pad are: YOU must be comfortable there. A WOMAN should not be uncomfortable there. It should reveal your PERSONALITY… Click to read more

Na Na Na Na, Na Na Na Na, Yankee Stadium, Goodbye
Led Zeppelin to tour with or without Robert Plant?
Erin Wasson… OMG!
To Be Known As The ‘Uh-Oh Face’ Guy?
So, George Michael Walks Into A Bathroom…
TV Host Passes Gas Live
Cat Vs. Cobra… Who You Got?
Brazillian Hottie Jana Ina Pretty Hot Bikini

Ceiling-Tile Jesus
AC/DC One Man Ban… Click to read more

Nothing ruins a day like crapping your pants. But if you live in New York City, the inevitable ass-mergency we all experience from time to time just got a hell of a lot easier to deal with. Some kind and thoughtful people have started Diaroogle.com, which uses Google Maps to help you find the closest available public restroom.
Once you search, using address, zi… Click to read more

It’s high-time at the local bar you’re attending. You’ve been pounding beers all night and have called on the almighty Car Bomb to bring the night to its peak.
Friends are laughing, liquor is flowing, girls are grinding on each other for your/their pleasure…a bar-based utopia has been created for all!
Classic times are being had &… Click to read more

Believed to be cursed for his murderous act of stoning two dog’s boning in his rice field, an Indian dude marries a dog to end the curse.
Nip/Tuck is going downtown.
VIDEO: this PC-powered car brings a whole new meaning to “powered Windows.”
It’s better to have your PC toasted than fried.
Weezer announces release date for sixth albu… Click to read more

Ah, to be independent from your parents and siblings – it’s freedom that most college students aren’t ready for, believe it or not. Case in point: you live like a slob ’cause your mom always did your laundry, and your idea of clean is hiding a mess until the smell becomes so repugnant that calling the fumigators may be a lost cause.
Liv… Click to read more

I’m a progressive girl. I’m all about equality.But give me my own bathroom.
Co-ed bathrooms are one of college’s biggest mysteries. Who thought it would be a good idea? Who decided that it would be totally cool to completely devoid college kids of any type of privacy? Did none of the inventors of co-ed bathrooms ever have a crush?
And if they did, how coul… Click to read more