Sure, all the cast members of MTV’s Jersey Shore love to party but none of them have gone as far as stabbing an ex-boyfriend. Earlier this week the ex-boyfriend, Tom Lippolis, of Jennifer Farley, the breathtakingly beautiful star of Jersey Shore better known as JWoww, told Star magazine that JWoww stabbed him earlier last year with a steak knife. If this is true then I guess the old saying about smoking hot women is true, “the hotter they are, the crazier they are!” Good news for you, no chance of a stabbing by checking her out in this very sexy pictorial. Enjoy!

Despite your best efforts to ignore the chill as you stand on your porch choking down an ice cold one in your shorts and wife-beater, you can’t deny it: summer’s done. The Labor Day weekend parades compose the siren song of school bells, cold weather, and–saddest of all–miniskirts with leggings underneath instead of nothing. Harsh times. Fortunately, the temperature is the only thing that has to drop, as you can keep the summer spirit up with these mildly delusional suggestions.

Mmm, something about girls on a boat. Just the thought of motorboating a girl on a boat is enough to make our heads spin. Enjoy this extreme collection of maritime hotties.

Today’s an exciting day, people. No, the economic crisis isn’t over, and the new iPhone doesn’t even come out until next week. It’s exciting because Victoria’s Secret has a new model! Meet bangin’ brunette super-hottie Nicola Mar, originally from the Carribean island of St. Maarten. We don’t yet know a ton about lovely lady, but something tells us we will…