Ever since beer was invented, Man has been devising ways to consume it as fast as possible. The beer bong is a time-tested, surefire way to do just that. Everyone loves a good beer bong. Even chicks! Some bongers are faster than others. Some just suck (in the bad way). Don’t have the time or the money to build a legitimate beer bong? No need to worry, we’ve got your back. Here are 15 creative ways you can turn simple household items into tools of mass consumption that even MacGyver would be proud of.

If you’ve ever watched a baseball game on TV or visited 30 stadiums in 30 days, chances are you’ve seen him. The batter with the bizarro batting stance, where it looks like he’s trying to get back to the locker room to drop a deuce. Perhaps he’s wanting to coerce the pitcher into a brawl or is so anxious for his next “hit” that he can’t stand still.