When you get back to school and hit up the local bar, you’ll be forced to say hello to everyone you didn’t miss over the summer. Instead of chatting to Claire who you haven’t seen since that freshman seminar project you worked on together, check out the new hot bartenders and try to get on their good sides. This way, they won’t mind when you leave your number on a napkin for the 400th time. As a tribute to the sexy women who take your tips, throw away your number, and leave you with a hangover, we’ve brought together some of the country’s hottest mixologists. Check out the gallery after the jump.

Al Capone made a living off of one of the worst laws in American history. At one point he was earnings over 100 million dollars a year, simply by giving the people what they wanted, booze. But liquor discrimination still continues today despite the efforts of Capone and his crew. Today’s bootleggers, college freshmen, have adapted the methods of Capone to smuggle liquor into dorm rooms, and themselves into bars, proving that people today have just as little respect for liquor laws than they have ever had.

You former freshman have moved back in with your parents and secured that summer job and, after the first couple of weeks, have discovered a sad truth: while you’re a college student, summers blow. You call up the ever-dwindling number of people you still talk to from high school and see what they want to do, and at some point, somebody suggests going to the bar. Sure, why not? When you walk in, here’s what you can expect to find.

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Every time you first walk in the door of a bar you’ve never been to before, you check out a couple of things before deciding whether or not to say: First, does the clientele look like a bunch of douchebags? Second, is the bartender hot? If the answer to the second question is yes, even a room full of tools can make the evening worth it.
Even though you won’t get her num… Click to read more

Well, school’s over for the year.  You former freshman have moved back in with your parents and secured that summer job and, after the first couple of weeks, have discovered a sad truth: while you’re a college student, summers blow.
You’re working forty hour weeks in menial labor.  None of your college buddies are around anymore.  Your p… Click to read more

Every time you first walk in the door of a bar you’ve never been to before, you check out a couple of things before deciding whether or not to say: First, does the clientele look like a bunch of douchebags? Second, is the bartender hot? If the answer to the second question is yes, even a room full of tools can make the evening worth it.
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Today’s Shot of the Week is an old standby.
The B-52 is known by many other names, but ask a bartender for one and she’ll know exactly what you mean.
Most likely named after the stealth bomber because of it’s quietly intense taste, this little shot will start your night off quickly. It’s an intricate concoction, and not all bartenders will do it the “… Click to read more