Last week’s episode of South Park celebrated Stan’s 10th birthday, which is a rarity for cartoon shows. Most refuse to acknowledge their characters’ ages. SP’s been on since ’97 so if Stan were 8 in that year, he’d be around 22 now. The producers of the Harry Potter franchise frantically try to wrap up the series before everyone got boobs and balls. Two and a Half Men will soon Be Three Men (which sounds creepy without “and a Baby” after it). Even though cartoon characters never appear to age, let’s take a look at how old they WOULD be if they did after the jump.

For years, the little yellow family from Springfield brought us an abundance of laughter… and sometimes chills. The award-winning Treehouse of Horror series has run the table of classic spooky tales and futuristic frights. Here are the 6 best episodes from the past 20 years:

When it comes to staying on the television airwaves, nobody does it better than The Simpsons. The show started out in 1987 as an animated short on The Tracey Ullman Show and 457 episodes and 21 seasons later, The Simpsons has become America’s longest running sitcom. Over the past two decades, The Simpsons have influenced all of our lives in some way — including the fact that we all use d’oh as part of our daily vocabulary.

What’s your favorite TV show of all time? Better yet, how about what’s your best catch phrases of all time? You may watch some of your favorite shows just to hear the main character say something that they regularly say during the show. For example, Fred Sanford saying, “You big dummy,” to Lamont Sanford in the TV show, “Sanford and Son.” Maybe you’re a kind of person who loves to hear Bart Simpson say, “Eat my shorts.” Nevertheless, lets take a look at 10 of the some of the best and worst catch phrases etched in your head.

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