In today’s edition of Wrap It Up, Eli says he’s just as terrific as Tom Brady, Coco Chanel might’ve been a nazi spy, Abercrombie & Fitch wants to pay the Jersey Shore cast to NOT wear their clothes, Playboy released their first ever braille edition, Hulk Hogan might be gay, Kate Upton looks good in denim, Miranda Kerr looks good in lingerie, Anne Hathaway tries to do Lil Wayne, The Game might go to jail for a tweet, Ndamukong Suh got fined again, Gerard Depardieu pissed on an airplane floor, and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

For a recent college graduate who lives with his parents (hey ladies), being a blogger is pretty much a God-send. I get invites to cool nerd parties, I look at pictures of tits all day, and I get to look at pictures of tits all day. Having said that, there is a real difficulty in finding new articles and angles on stories that haven’t already been blogged about. When I checked Sportsfeeder this morning, I noticed a trend of videos that were related to stools. Where was this heading? Apparently towards another lesson on internet and blogging etiquette.

The allure behind BarstoolSports‘ smokeshows is they’re all regular girls. Ya know, sometimes you get tired of seeing pros all done up, retouched, and photoshopped after a while. Sometimes you just gotta go with pure, raw amateurs to mix it up. In terms of finding “real” chicks, Barstool NYC has (arguably) the sexiest smokeshows of any of the Barstool sites – sorry, Boston. We asked KFC to send us his 15 all-time favorites so we could let you guys decide who’s the sexiest. Check out the girls and vote after the jump!

All three of these broads have been affiliated with the Jets which means they likely have an inflated ego and a delusional sense of reality. Choose marriage and you’ll probably spend the rest of your life with a chick who thinks she wins ‘Wife Of The Year’ every single year because she cleaned the house and made a great dinner Week 2 of the marriage then let everything fall to shit. Play this game, Marry, F–k, Kill Jenn Sterger, Ines Sainz and Hilary Rhoda.

Honestly I’ve never even heard of Chiddy Bang but apparently they bailed on BarstoolSport’s Stoolapalooza concert in Providence the other night. Not only did they diss El Prez and the crowd at Lupo’s but their management acted like douchebags (check out their emails with El Prez). Barstool Nation is calling for the boycott of Chiddy Bang and we’re right there with them. The comment board in Barstool is burnign up so we’ve decided to post our favorites…

BarstoolSports New York End Of Summer Booze Cruise is going down September 16th at 7:30pm. Triple decker boat, DJ, booze, and more smokeshows than you can handle. To give you an idea of the local talent confirmed to be in attendance we’ve included a few photos below. Click the pictures to see the full gallery!

Major League Baseball Commissioner Bug Selig has cracked the whip on amateur baseball teams across the country for infringing on MLB’s trademarked team names.
First, Mr. Selig went after the Cape Cod League, specifically the Chatham “A’s,” Hyannis “Mets,” Orleans “Cardinals,” Yarmouth-Dennis &… Click to read more

Ballsy, right? Just who am I to give advice on how to get laid in Beantown?
If I can follow these ridiculous tips (without taking them too seriously) and increase my chances of following a hot-enough Bostonian to her BoSox-adorned apartment, so can you.
Have I ever tried these personally? Of course not – but that shouldn’t stop you from reading an… Click to read more

Roller Derby is the new American Gladiators [Cotton and Sand]
Sexy Halloween Costume – Britney Spears VMA’s 2002 outfit – Gallery [Barstool Sports]
Tom Hanks‘ Myspace Page [City Rag]
Hotties on the NET Gallery- Awesome! [Double Viking]
Pic of 4 shirtless girls with hands over boobs [DrunkenStepfather] NSFW site
Sly Stallone l… Click to read more