Well, school’s over for the year.  You former freshman have moved back in with your parents and secured that summer job and, after the first couple of weeks, have discovered a sad truth: while you’re a college student, summers blow.
You’re working forty hour weeks in menial labor.  None of your college buddies are around anymore.  Your p… Click to read more

Do you think Hayden Panettiere is hot? Do you refer to any last-stop bar as “the 19th hole?” What about a bluetooth headset? Got one?  If you answered yes to any of these questions, stop what you’re doing and take this quiz.  The guy you’ve been rolling your eyes at in disgust all these years, may very well be you.  Are you ‘That G… Click to read more

You can mark the Great Boston Beer Marathon (starting this Saturday, June 14, 2008 at 10:30am) down as the most extreme summer event of the year… next to Preakness.
The Great Boston Beer Marathon is an annual bar crawl that visits 26 of Boston’s best bars. Now in it’s third year, over 2,300 people have confirmed attendance for the Great Bos… Click to read more

If America could be summed up in one day, that day is today, people!
With Super Tuesday, Fat Tuesday and Pancake Day all falling on the same date, we the people can now celebrate an exclusive, once in a lifetime tradition: Super Fat Pancake Day.… Click to read more

The following article satire is brought to you by the folks at COED:

I often find myself asking myself (is that a run on?) “where is the perfect location for meeting girls?”
Sure, clubs are often the first place that comes to mind, but my cute pick-up lines don’t always work well when attempting to talk over loud, fist-pumping music to orang… Click to read more

It’s high-time at the local bar you’re attending. You’ve been pounding beers all night and have called on the almighty Car Bomb to bring the night to its peak.
Friends are laughing, liquor is flowing, girls are grinding on each other for your/their pleasure…a bar-based utopia has been created for all!
Classic times are being had &… Click to read more

Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
A flask engraved with a personal message is one of the best gifts you can ever give. And make sure there’s something in it.
The bar clock moves twice as fast from midnight to last call.
If you’re going to drink on the job, drink vodka. It’s the no-tell liquor.
Asking a bartender what… Click to read more

Every once in awhile I like going out to bars, clubs, you name it. Buuuuut, I am not yet 21 and I nowhere near look like I am. Because of my short stature, people frequently ask me if I am in high school (and one time even junior high).
I know, I know: in 20 years, I’ll be begging for people to think I’m in high school. But for right now, I just wanna pass as 21… Click to read more