Barry Bonds is about to have a world of hurt dropped on him by the US Government when his perjury trial begins on Monday. Anyone who doesn’t think he did steroids and lied about it needs to have their head examined. Here are some shocking before and after pictures that visually tell the tale.

Guys love to hate celebrities for one stupid reason or another. Sometimes it’s because our wives or girlfriends have a crush on them or sometimes it’s because they’re overrated, untalented nobodies who people obsesses over for no reason. Either way, we can all agree that cocky douchebags are the worst celebrities of them all, well, other than the non-celebrity celebrities (I’m talking to you, Jersey Shore). Here’s a list of the cocky douches that we love to hate.

It is a wonder that the media freaked out when Ron Artest admitted to drinking Hennessy in the locker room when alcohol and drug abuse has such a rich history in sports. Pitchers have thrown no-hitters on acid, sluggers have abused steroids, and linebackers have abused everything. Here’s a look at the top alcoholics and druggies in sports.

Professional baseball players somehow manage to carry some of the most fragile, inflated egos in the sports world. Steroid users not only hold some of baseball’s most prestigious and famous records, but they have the nerve to lie about it afterward, as if not wanting to get caught by Mom with their hand in the cookie jar. Swelling heads, shrinking junk, home runs, and RBIs all come together in this testosterone filled mess of a situation.

The Cardinal’s Albert Pujols is in the peak of his career and could produce one of the best all-around seasons ever but when it is all said and done, will it be as good as any of these incredible single-seasons that each player believes is the greatest MLB season of all time.

As a new baseball season is upon us, its time to make your bets on the next MLB Player to get caught with his hand in the needle jar. Here are 5 safe bets that can have you cleaning out your friends’ piggy banks.

On Wednesday, Los Angeles Dodgers’ star Manny Ramirez was notified of a 50 game suspension after testing positive for a banned substance. With that in mind, COED takes a look at the best performance-enhanced players at each position in baseball history (well…that we know of at least).

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Rickey Henderson and Jim Rice were recently elected into the baseball Hall of Fame. But for the third year in a row Mark McGwire failed to gain entry into Cooperstown. The Hall has a way of snubbing some of it’s greatest players, just look at Bert Blyleven who sits at #5 on the career strikeout list for pitchers with 3,701, but has yet to get elected after 11 years of eligibility.

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Anyone who knows the national sports scene, knows Dan Le Batard. He is a writer for the Miami Herald and is on PTI when one of those guys needs a break. So, I am sitting here working the all-night study session for Calculus II, and I put on his show today in the background. Dan sat down with Bob Ryan from the Boston Globe – and together they made a great point.
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• UPDATE 12.13.07 1:15 PM – For the REAL List click here.
Senator George J. Mitchell’s “Mitchell Report” on steroid use in the MLB “outed” many former and current major leaguers.
Here is COED’s list of players that have admitted to using steroids in the past. The full list of players listed in the Mitchel… Click to read more

What happened yesterday in sports news?
Barry Bonds: “Marc Ecko is a stupid idiot.” (Ballsiest)
Andy Pettitte Leads Yanks to 2-1 Win, Yanks Cut AL EAST Lead to 1 1/2 Game (Yanks Talk)
Brett Favre is the leading QB in NFL history. Check out the “Brett Favre Touchdown Database” to get info on every TD this stud has ever thrown. (JSOnlin… Click to read more

New York Squeeze Play
The Mets lost (again). The Yankees won (again). As a result, each division race in the East got a little tighter Monday night. Just ask Philadelphia and Boston.
Red Sox Rookies Dress in Drag for Annual Ritual Plane Trip
Frank Thomas Hits 3 Home Runs Last Night
Monday Night Football Action
Donovan McNabb left to a chorus of boos. The Redskin… Click to read more

When a baseball legend breaks a historic record it’s standard for the memorabilia to go into private collection or more appropriately be donated to the Baseball Hall of Fame in Cooperstown, NY. Here, like priceless works of art, the piece of memorabilia will be kept in clean room like conditions in order to maintain the integrity and value while showc… Click to read more