This Week In Music, we preview some songs by Big Sean, Atlas Genius, Fun, Lana Del Rey, and Common. We’ve also added two new features: one that takes a look at some of the most important music news you may have missed; the other that looks forward at some upcoming music hotness. As always, don’t forget to vote for your favorite Song of the Week in our poll at the bottom.

Last week, we featured a Blue Ivy homeless sign, a place you never want to check into on Foursquare, cleaning her vajayjay with yogurt, a TwitCar, and Ronald McDonald’s mom. This week, we’ve got an awesome prank to play on the blind, penis espresso, Jesus consoling Tim Tebow, the world’s largest nipples, Canadian CSI and much more. Check… Click to read more

The Nobel Peace Prize is one of the highest honors one can receive in a lifetime. The prize was originated when Alfred Nobel signed his dying will and gave the largest portion of his wealth to a series of prizes on Physics, Chemistry, Physiology or Medicine, Literature and Peace – the Nobel Prizes. Between 1901, and present day of 2011, 549 Nobel Peace Prizes have be awarded to exceptional men and women. In the past ten years, this prize has been occupied by outstanding topics.

November 8th is Election Day. While 2011′s an “off-year”, next year will be the big one for the highly coveted position of “Leader of the Free World”. With campaigns kicking into high gear, we can expect a lot of fat, over-privileged white males to feed us the same tired line of crap they’ve been feeding us for years. Sorry folks, it’s not about freedom, liberty, or any of that other crap; elections in this country are about one thing. Find out why your vote doesn’t count, vote in our incredibly ironic poll, and check out 40 funny political cartoons after the jump.

In today’s edition of Wrap It Up, we look at an accomplice in Biggie Smalls’ murder coming forward, Entenmann’s cooking up a pretty edgy tweet to capitalize on the Casey Anthony not guilty verdict, Fox News reporting Obama’s dead, a crazy rally between senior citizens at Wimbledon, a drunk Brewers fan falling down stairs then pissing himself, Audrina Patridge in FHM, JWoww in lingerie for Maxim, Kobayashi crushing Joey Chestnut, Charlie Sheen’s Comedy Central Roast, penis size, underrated women, and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

Wrap It Up is our end of the day daily feature in which we highlight the internet’s best pics, vids, posts, stories, and headlines. Today’s items include Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg joining Google Plus, the Russian women’s soccer team playing in bikinis, Lebron James dunking on a junior high school kid, MIchael Jordan’s love letter from when he was 18, Pam Anderson’s high school volleyball photo, Sara Jean Underwood’s naked bike ride, Gwyneth Paltrow topless, Shia LaBeouf calling Justin Bieber Frank Sinatra, Obama’s a d*ck and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

F*ck the Netherlands, America is the country of cannabis. Our history is based on that sh*t, man. Presidents of the United States of America have been smoking ‘headie of state’ since the country was founded. Don’t even get me started on the Declaration of Independance, either. It was written on motherf*cking hemp paper. Boom. Game, set, match. So, in the spirit of Independence Day, COED has compiled a list of some of the commanders in cheef aka Presidents who puffed the green stuff. Check it out after the jump.

We all know it. We all love it. They finally killed that bastard Osama Bin Laden. People are cheering everywhere. Troops stormed into his heavily guarded mansion and engaged in a crazy firefight. Which ended with some dead terrorists, a woman(who was used as a human shield, like WTF terrorists) and Osama getting a fat bullet to his domepiece. These soldiers have to be so jacked up right now it’s unreal. Meanwhile the rest of us can cheer and laugh in Terrorism’s face. AMERICA, #WINNING! See the posters after the jump!

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If you want to be a super lawyer, going to a Top 10 school is your ticket to ultimate big-firm success. However, getting into these schools isn’t a walk in the park. Not only do you need an amazing GPA, but you need to murder your LSAT (the law school admissions test). To even be considered by the majority of these schools, you need to crack well above a 170 (ou… Click to read more

AskMen today announced the results of their annual reader survey: the Top 49 Most Influential Men of 2010. More than half a million votes were cast. The 2010 list seems to favor “rule breakers” who are engaging, unconventional, and speak frankly like Stephen Colbert, Conan O’Brien, and Jay-Z.

We’re obsessed with the craziness that is Glenn Beck. He’s a barrel of laughs as he rambles and cries on his Fox News show. Sometimes, however, his deranged faces make it difficult to hear the words coming out of this loon’s mouth. Here are some absolute gems.

On the wings of promise Obama took office with an approval rating ready to get things done (63.3%). Roughly a year later the ‘boo’ birds are starting to come out as Obama’s approval has slipped below 50%.

People say outrageous, stupid, and outrageously stupid things. When they do this in private, we call these people our friends and family. When they do it in public, they are (or soon will be) celebrities. In recent months, several people have made themselves look like dolts, dopes, and/or dunces in the public eye.
If You Don’t Have Anything Nice to Say…… Click to read more

It is pretty widely known that Barack Obama is a studly basketball player so on tonight’s episode of The Buried Life Jonnie, Duncan, Ben and Dave will attempt the most ambitious task to date, #95: Play Ball with Obama.  Luckily for the guys there’s an endless barrage of super sexy Hollywood stars who support Barack Obama, the list is practically… Click to read more