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Just because a woman makes her dollars by dressing in a super sexy wife beater, short shorts and serving wings and beer to drunken, horny fools doesn’t mean that’s all she’s worth. Really. This video is proof. They can also gyrate on an upside down bar stool while pouring beer at the same time. God, feminism is awesome.

What’s manlier than going mano-a-beero with a pint of the world’s thickest stout mixed with a shot of whiskey? Knowing that if you don’t chug it fast enough, you’ll be downing chunks of curdled Bailey’s cream. The Irish Car Bomb is just one of 11 ultra-manly drinks on the following list.

You wouldn’t be caught dead drinking a cosmo, but all your friends will be drinking these at your funeral.

One drink is even notorious for being the favorite drink of the Italian Mafia, who are notorious for killing people. I’m not saying killing somebody makes you a man, but it’s probably not the best idea to call someone who just threw someone off a bridge a “cherry drinking pansy.”

If you consider yourself a man’s man then check out the following list of manly drinks, bottoms up!

The world is full of rough drinks. As most of us can attest to, we’ve all been at “that point” – the point where you only have cheap alcohol and hardly anything to mix it with. These are the drinks that put hair on your chest and gravel in your voice.  You got to be like the MacGuyver of alcohol there for a little while. Or maybe you still are.

And they’re also the most thoroughly fun to make, too. There’s nothing – absolutely nothing – more aggravating than a bartender (or “mixologist”) that takes themselves too seriously. While I love a well made Jack & Coke, I also enjoy the weird drinks that only three guys know to make. Guys with scars and beards and stories – not some white collar jackass who took a class on bar-tending at the YMCA.

Check out 5 Gnarliest College Drinks Known To Man!

Playboy has scoured America high and low leaving no saloon or tavern untouched to produce the definitive list of 2008’s 10 Greatest American Dive Bars.

In this list you’ll find “regional hot spots in unlikely locales, from a hole in the wall in San Francisco to a busting Nashville landmark.” Even though you’re more likely to find people doing keg stands than a Playmate of Kayla Collins’ [NSFW] caliber at these grungy dive bars we still like them a whole lot.

If your bar was excluded stand up for it in the comment section, don’t forget to include the bar’s name and city.

Without further adieu the 10 Greatest American Dive Bars!

[Click each thumbnail above to see if your bar was included]

Every time you first walk in the door of a bar you’ve never been to before, you check out a couple of things before deciding whether or not to say: First, does the clientele look like a bunch of douchebags? Second, is the bartender hot? If the answer to the second question is yes, even a room full of tools can make the evening worth it.

Even though you won’t get her number, since every dude in the place has already asked her for it, few things beat an evening of sloshing it up with your bros while a bodacious babe serves you drinks and calls you “Honey.” To honor these alcoholic angels of the night, we’ve scoured the Web to put together all the best busty bartenders we could find. So grab yourself a cold one, sit back and enjoy.

Whether you’re an incoming college freshman, recently turned 21 or new to the college bar scene there are certain rules you need to live by at the local watering hole.

How to get a bartender’s attention, bathroom do’s and don’ts, buying drinks for girls, sex in a bar, knowing when you’re too drunk, pick-up lines, spotting a belligerent drunk, and sending drinks back – these are wildly important bar etiquette tidbits that you must know to succeed and prosper in the bar scene.

When it comes to watering holes, the barflies on It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia know more than a roomful of urologists.That is why their guide to bar etiquette “It’s Always Sunny At Your Favorite Bar” on Complex.com is an absolute must read.

So before you hit the town tonight take 10 minutes to consult the funniest drunks on TV. You will thank me in the morning.

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Premiers Tonight on FX!

Monday, July 28th

The Week in Re-Boob: July 21-25

Mondays suck. Waking up in the morning seems impossible, there’s never any interesting news, and by the end of the day, any stress-relief achieved over the weekend has been replaced by a burning feeling of self-hate. But those days are over!

From now on, we’ll be giving you “The Week in Re-Boob,” a Monday-special round-up of all the hottest galleries from around the Web over the past week. That means all the hottest photo galleries of the hottest chicks in one place. It’s guaranteed to turn that Monday frown upside down.

The Gecko-Roach Solution: Step One–Buy Lizards

My brother, Aaron and I live together in a make-shift two bedroom apartment. Half the time, our place is nice and tidy. The other half, a layer of beer cans, cigarette butts, whisky, grape Kool-aid, various pork products and dog hair covers most surfaces. You could say we’re not so good in the house-keeping department, but it’s not that we don’t want it clean, it’s that we don’t care enough to do it.

Tuesday, July 29th

The Disadvantages of Being a Bachelor

Sure I could easily make you three dozen top 10’s lists about the advantages of being single but today I’ll mix it up.

I give you the disadvantages of being a bachelor.

We all love playing the field, even if you as ugly as I am, but it gets to a point where watching TV alone on a Thursday night gets to even the strongest-willed cocksman.

The 19 Emerging Hotties of 2008

So we’re now well into the 7th month of 2008 and we thought now would be a good time to get a fresh consensus on our predictions for the Emerging Hotties of 2008.

If we had a Delorian with a Flux Capacitor we’d go Back to the Future and add Miley Cyrus and Katrina Bowden to the list – but I don’t so deal with it!

Wednesday, July 30

COED Presents: Party Pics of the Top 20 Party Schools

Despite what your parents say, College is for partying. And with the Princeton Review’s release of their Top 20 Party schools, we now know which schools are doing it the best. But what exactly does it mean to be a top party school? Lots and lots of drinking, hot girls, tailgate parties, beer bongs, shaming and having a time to remember (but can’t…because of the drinking.)

So instead of just reading a boring list, we’re bringing the party to you with the best photo galleries from all the schools that get it right . Now you can actually see how much fun everyone else is having, since you decided to opt for some place more, ahem, academic…

Bar Rafaeli in St. Tropez

From the pages of Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit Issue to the runways of Paris and New York, Israeli model Bar Refaeli’s bodacious bod has been making waves in the world of hotness, and today is no exception.

These pics aren’t just smokin’, they’ve already burned down our office.

Thursday, July 31

The Girls of 2008 Olympic Beach Volleyball

Recently, we put together The Ass-Entials of Beach Volleyball, which covered the sport from a, uh, lower-angled perspective. But since then, we’ve actually watched the sport and realized it’s one of the greatest gifts to man this side of micro-brews and all-you-can eat BBQ.

So this time, we’ve gathered together all the women’s beach volleyball teams going to Beijing for the 2008 Summer Olympics into one ass-tastic round-up that’s sure to place this sport at the top of your must-see list. And not just because of the hot bikini bods–but mostly…

Baby Boomers Go To War Against Beer Pong

Beer Pong, the favorite past time of American college students, has faced ever increasing heat from concerned parents, colleges and the US government. The battle has become so mainstream it made the front page news section of Yahoo.com today.

The Nintendo Wii game formally titled “Beer Pong” has taken most of the heat. As expected JV Games copped out changing the name to “Pong Toss” and switching the cups of beer to water – what could have been a million dollar idea is now a Teen Rated waste of time.

Worst Fight Scene Ever

First of all, why are they speaking German? Second, doing half a front flip onto a bench is not a stunt. The chick is kind of badass, but not really. But we will say, you’ve never had your ass kicked until you’ve had your ass kicked by a no-legged dude in a frickin’ wheelchair….

Friday, August 1

I Was(n’t) There: A Slacker’s Guide to Lollapalooza

Instead of slapping on suntan lotion, smokin’ a doobie, and heading to Grant Park to watch tons of awesome bands at this year’s Lollapalooza, we’re still at the office like a bunch of frickin’ dumbasses. But we know we’re not alone, so we’ve scoured the Web to find all the best coverage, videos, tidbits and music coming out of Lollapalooza 2008. It’ll seem like you’re actually there, but without all the sweaty people and $25 bottles of water.

U of A’s Shiloh Miller Wins Cheerleader Showdown V

The votes are in for Cheerleader Showdown V, and it was Shiloh Miller from University of Arizona that came out on top, with a whopping 62% of the votes.

Shiloh flat-out crushed her competition, Katie Paul of Miami (Ohio) who received 22% of votes and Dayle Wacaser of Oregon who received 18% of votes.

For now, take a look at Shiloh’s winning gallery–and be sure to check back next week for the unveiling of Cheerleader Showdown VI.

COED Presents: Drunk Girls Kissing

Sometimes, it’s the simplest things that affect you the most–meeting the love of your life, seeing your first born child for the first time, near-death experiences, finding Jesus–and pretty much anytime two chicks start making out.

It’s awesome. So awesome, it stops any dude in his tracks, drops his heart down to his balls, and turns on a blood rushing, animalistic furry of lust capable of taking down a full-grown rhinoceros. So grab onto something bolted to the floor, and get ready for hottest thing this side of Megan Fox.

To fully appreciate the bar experience, and to take from it everything it has to offer a man must know a few things; one of the most important is how to play darts. It’s a very simple game, and it’s all about numbers. It consists of a board 18 inches in diameter divided into 20 sections hung on the wall with the bulls-eye 5 feet 8 inches off the ground which players throw three darts at from a distance of 7 feet 9.25 inches. Don’t let the numbers scare you, it really is easy. (more…)

Nothing will lighten up your weekend this summer like some free beer tourism!

Along with some of the freshest complementary beer one can taste, you will tour the grounds and learn the beer making process from the brew master.

Wine tours have been the traditional powerhouse in alcoholic tourism, but it is now the “craft beer makers, who brew traditionally and produce less than 2 million barrels a year, are attracting a growing audience.”

“There are 1,450 and 3,000 breweries in the U.S. and Europe, respectively, and most of them are craft brewers or brewpubs happy to open their doors to the public to share their love of beer.”

Forbes has compiled a slide show of America’s Top Breweries that includes some of my personal favorites – Dogfish Head, Arrogant Bastard, Rogue Ale and Brooklyn Brewery.

If you are interested in taking a tour check out their websites for tour times and contact information.