Jukeboxes are a wonderful thing – they give patrons the opportunity to choose the music they want to hear on any given evening at their local watering hole. Some people, however, use the jukebox more than others. After the jump, you fill find a look at the eight different people who use dominate the jukebox on a regular basis. You may know some of these people, and if you don’t, congratulations, you are probably one of them.

Thanksgiving Eve — Blackout Wednesday — is one of the biggest party nights of the year. Once you’ve arrived home and settled into your old bedroom, reconnected with your MawMaw and listened to your crazy Aunt Phyllis talk about her recent dental work, it’s time to hit the bar. Only problem? There’s no telling who will be there. Here are 11 People You’ll Meet On Thanksgiving Eve.

You’d think that there would be less on TV with Thanksgiving on the horizon. But TV does not submit to any holiday! This list will NOT, however, include the much anticipated finale of Dancing With the Stars (Tuesday night on ABC) because it is Coed’s policy not to incite violence.

Professional bartenders have a multitude of ingredients at their disposal to make a bevy of fascinating cocktails. This list is for those who have limited space, and limited funds. It will provide the basic accessories of an at-home bar that will get you serving thirst quenching drinks without needing the resources of a mixologist.

These select individuals excel on the baseball diamond but their successes circling the bases with the ladies don’t match up. We have a feeling the following players are far from players that crush a lot. Now entering the game, Ashley Dupre.

Ever see a few people at a party who are already so wasted they can’t even stand by 10 pm? Or maybe the couple that showed up the bar already in a state which resulted in their ejection about 10 minutes after arriving? Check out these handy pointers to survive your next marathon of a Saturday night and outlast the rest of your friends with ease. It might sound simple, but we all already know how easy it is to screw everything up.

Sometimes, against our better judgment, we put ourselves in situations that we would rather not be in. Whether it’s too much flirting or too much tequila, sometimes we send mixed signals. One thing leads to another, hands are creeping towards places we don’t want them to go and we realize it’s time to put the breaks on. We need to say no.

We’ve all been there. One of your friends is insisting on taking one more shot, which will probably be followed by another beer, followed by a quick game of boot ‘n rally. While you’re head is all like, “yeah, yeah this is a great idea.” Your body is starting to get that nagging feeling which usually signals it’s time to leave.

Sure, everyone likes to flex their beer drinking muscles at parties and bars, downing endless shots of Jameson, or bonging cans of Schaefer, but don’t act like you never thirst for something more. You might not want to be seen enjoying one of these at your local college watering hole, but there’s a part of most guys that still wonders about an Appletini or a cool glass of Sangria instead of beer or whiskey.

The truth is, there’s rarely a “winner” in a bar fight, unless you consider getting arrested, banned, sued, or injured “winning.” The absolute best outcome is to come away fully intact, with no injuries, and no stain on your public record or reputation.

What’s manlier than going mano-a-beero with a pint of the world’s thickest stout mixed with a shot of whiskey? Knowing that if you don’t chug it fast enough, you’ll be downing chunks of curdled Bailey’s cream. The Irish Car Bomb is just one of 11 ultra-manly drinks on the following list. If you consider yourself a man’s man then check out the following list of manly drinks, bottoms up!

Nearly all of us have been here. Maybe you had one too many, or possibly one of your buddies thinks he might be better at bartending than the guy who’s actually being paid to do it. Either way, there’s more than a couple ways to ensure you’ll be tossed out into the street before the night is over.

A good bar trick can win you money, drinks, and will impress onlookers (who may also be good lookers). When you hit the bars remember the following awesome tricks are good to have up your sleeve.

Why learn about the anatomy of a girl if you can’t even get near it. You need the Anatomy of the Bar Scene. Because there are only so many nights you can waste on a lame party.

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