If there’s one subject that I physically can’t learn enough about, it’s business time aka boning. So, you can imagine my wiener’s reaction when I read that there’s a school of sex launching in the Fall of 2012. And we’re not talking like chalkboard, projector, notebooks, and desks – we’re talking like strap on a rubber, warm some lube, and have at it, Hoss. Watch the school’s banned commercial and find out why I won’t apply after the jump.

With Four Loko still being the most controversial alcoholic energy drink around, NY Daily News reports that the caffeinated version of the drink will be removed off shelves across the country by December 13. According to a press release from the makers, the drink has disappeared from the store shelves in order to prepare for the “new” Four Loko. It will hit shelves without caffeine ingredients, the company promised. The real question at hand is will the drink still have the same popularity?

With Ramapo College of New Jersey in Mahwah recently banning the substance on campus after almost two dozen students were hospitalized with alcohol poisoning right after the fall semester began we wonder WTF the deal is with Four Loko anyway.

The first round of the 2010 World Cup is almost over — and while some are ready to go back to not caring about soccer, we’re not ready to part with our new favorite instrument and audio torture device, the vuvuzela. And thankfully we don’t have to do that! You can play the vuvuzela at work or at a summer BBQ or out of your ass when you’re riding your motorcycle to the baked beans factory.

Animal rights group, PETA, known for their use of sex and female nudity in their ads, has been banned by NBC from running their newest advertisement during the Super Bowl. The ad, named “Veggie Love” shows super-hot, nearly naked models getting hot and naughty with a bunch of vegetables. Nothing like “hide the cucumber,” but definitely sexy, nonetheless.

The Olympic Games are just that, games–they can’t stop world hunger, find a cure for AIDS or put an end to war. But for a couple weeks they can make things seem a little brighter. This isn’t a new idea, it’s been reported on in the past and I’m sure it’ll be reported on in the future, but that doesn’t make it a tired topic.
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After 13 innings, the Colorado Rockies take the NL Wild Card from the San Diego Padres. (Yahoo)
Schools the world over ban hugs between students. See? I was right in 7th grade – hugs do get you pregnant! (My Way)
Britney Spears, fresh off losing custody of her kids, shows up at the Peninsula Hotel in Beverly Hills, spending her cash and flashing her ass. I c… Click to read more

Schools ban cupcakes in fear of promoting obesity. Next up: schools ban talking in fear of students having fun. (NY Times)
Sen. Larry Craig plans on resigning after recently issuing a statement on not resigning. He sounds confused…or REALLY, REALLY GAY! (Guardian)
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