There’s nothing I love more than seeing a celebrity who once wiped his or her @ss with money wind up wiping up the floors at Costco for a little extra green. Below is a list of celebs who somehow crawled their way into poverty after earning millions, but spent it all on life’s “necessities”. These essentials include (but are not limited to): tigers, helicopters, and the obligatory pole dance or two. While some of them are now actually dead, most are just dead to everyone except the IRS. Check out the full rundown of celebs who’d sell their soul to be back on top after the jump.

• Bart and Beck are Secret Scientologists???
• LeBron’s TV Show: Entourage Meets Friday Night Lights
• Top 9 “Absolutely Impossible” Phrases To Say While Drunk
• RIAA To Cease Pirating Lawsuits
• Natalie Portman’s Ass Is Tight
• Alyssa Milano Is Still Freaking Hot
• Fergie & Josh Duhamel Are Gettin’ Hitched!
• Economic Downturn Finally Hit… Click to read more

For Christmas I got a Sharper Image giftcard from my girlfriend’s parents. $100 is not too shabby, but at Sharper Image, that isn’t enough to get anything good. SO I have been saving up. I work at a bar up here in Highland Falls, and pull in an extra couple hundred a week flirting with more middle-aged cougars than you could find on the Discovery Chan… Click to read more