I can understand that people often try to make popular Internet videos by inflicting as much pain on themselves as they can muster the courage to withstand. But sometimes, that has some seriously unexpected consequences. You know, like your balls deciding to launch themselves inside your body…

As we bring in the New Year it’s good to remember the primary goal every man should have: to never get kicked in the nuts. But I have to say, if you’re going to get kicked in the nuts, it’s a good idea to catch it on tape – because that sh*t’s hilarious. And this video has so many shots to the nuts, it’ll have you buying a cup in no time

Owners: Andy Lyon and Michael Young, Bowling Green State University
www.shamplade.com

Now you too can wear a T-shirt that reads ‘Balls!’ We know that’s your dream piece of clothing. But before you put it on, thank Andy Lyon and Michael Young, who started the company Shamplade, which produces the ‘Balls’ and other vintage-style shirts you see in places like Urban Outfitters.

Shamplade is now located in Los Angeles, but it started in a much different area ‘ the Midwest. The partners entered the fashion business sort of accidentally. In 2003, they were seniors at Bowling Green State University (in Bowling Green, OH – a small college town known for hosting the National Tractor Pull Championship. Wahoo!). (more…)

The crotch wars have officially begun…

First, College Candy reported that German perfume company Vulva Original (website NSFW) had concocted the real scent of a woman – a vagina-scented spray for fetishists.

Now the fellas have hit back hard with Tom Ford’s latest fragrance.

Tom Ford’s chemists have struck gold with Black Orchid, the smell of a man’s junk. Because who doesn’t want to smell like sweaty balls all day?

You know when people say, “Oh f*** man, take a shower – you smell like balls”? You can now smell that way all day, on purpose. (more…)

There are new statistics that say employees spend 1/5 of their work-day “cyberslacking.” I spent 3 hours busting my balls trying to bang out this article before the deadline. It took tons of “research” and “proofreading” but I finally finished it.

Check out my lengthy article about Cyberslackers after the jump!

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