If I’m ever really looking to get laid, there are a few things I can do to really get the ball rolling. Seeing as how it’s only a mental game (obviously women are attracted to me), I think that preparation is important. One of these premating rituals may or may not include some trimming, but it doesn’t involve combing. That’s because I learned about something called the Harry Ball theorem in college. Yes, I actually went to class; no, I didn’t make that name up. Let’s start the week by learning something after the jump!

Every so often, I’ll wonder what’s worse, getting hit in the d*ck or the balls. Every time I get hit in the nuts, though, I’ll remember my earlier thinking process and tell myself that I’m an idiot because there’s nothing worse than a nut shot. The nausea, the pain, the incapacitation, the possibility of never fathering a child – all of these problems make a hit in the d*ck seem like a walk in the park. Sure, a sh*tty walk in the park, but it’s a walk in the park all the same. Check out these 40 guys taking epic shots in their family jewels below.

BALLS! God’s cruel joke on man. Men are supposed to be tough, rugged, invincible! Then, He gives us this delicate, sensitive sack that can bring a man to tears and curl him into the fetal position on the ground when hit. Balls are often the butt of many jokes. They’re also life givers. Most guys use them as a measuring stick for how manly they are. Girls act like they grossed out by them, but they sure do love handling them (in private, they’re FASCINATED by the twig ‘n’ berries). But, how well do YOU know you own balls? Check out our list of 10 things you most likely didn’t know – or think about – after the jump!

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After watching Hugh Jackman get crushed in his manhood by a cricket ball we can all agree there’s nothing more horrifyingly painful for a guy than a carefully aimed nut shot. Ironically, there’s nothing more hilarious for a guy than seeing another guy get kicked so hard that he becomes impotent. So for your viewing pleasure we present the 100 most painful nut shots you’ll ever see. Oh and don’t be surprised if you finish looking and suddenly feel compelled to get steel underwear.

There’s nothing more horrifyingly painful for a guy than a carefully aimed nut shot. Ironically, there’s nothing more hilarious for a guy than seeing another guy get kicked so hard that he becomes impotent. So for your viewing pleasure we present the 100 most painful nut shots you’ll ever see. Oh and don’t be surprised if you finis… Click to read more

I can understand that people often try to make popular Internet videos by inflicting as much pain on themselves as they can muster the courage to withstand. But sometimes, that has some seriously unexpected consequences. You know, like your balls deciding to launch themselves inside your body…

As we bring in the New Year it’s good to remember the primary goal every man should have: to never get kicked in the nuts. But I have to say, if you’re going to get kicked in the nuts, it’s a good idea to catch it on tape – because that sh*t’s hilarious. And this video has so many shots to the nuts, it’ll have you buying a cup in no… Click to read more

Now you too can wear a T-shirt that reads &#39Balls!&#39 We know that&#39s your dream piece of clothing.

The crotch wars have officially begun…
First, College Candy reported that German perfume company Vulva Original (website NSFW) had concocted the real scent of a woman – a vagina-scented spray for fetishists.
Now the fellas have hit back hard with Tom Ford’s latest fragrance.
Tom Ford’s chemists have struck gold with Black Orch… Click to read more

There are new statistics that say employees spend 1/5 of their work-day “cyberslacking.” I spent 3 hours busting my balls trying to bang out this article before the deadline. It took tons of “research” and “proofreading” but I finally finished it.
Check out my lengthy article about Cyberslackers after the jump!… Click to read more