After the early success of The Expendables, it’s only natural that word of a sequel is already out. Everyone will have their speculations as to what actors should join the greatest action ensemble ever, including me. Although there are numerous unknowns who’ve cut their teeth in dozens of action flicks, The Expendables 2 deserves more household names and faces to share the explosions and fighting that gave every man with a pair a grin from ear to ear. Hopefully Arnold (if politically possible) and Bruce will get more screen time in the sequel, but the following actors should definitely be considered for major roles regardless.

Gone are the days when men would rule the “tough guy” roles in film. More and more women have made their way into the leading roles where strength and tenacity are key. These women have fought everything from zombies to psychotic murderers, all while bringing class and hotness to the screen. These are the truly badass women of Hollywood and it’s time they get some recognition.

They say that people who are good at martial arts will still lose in a street fight because streetfighters don’t follow the same rules of fighting as someone skilled in martial arts. So I thought, Well, then you should probably just be a streetfighter! But after seeing this awesome flying knockout kick to the neck, I’m not so sure that theory is correct.

I’m a fairly athletic person; however, I’ve never been a good basketball player: during my entire two year stint playing the game in elementary school, I scored a whopping one point. Yes, one. But nothing confirms my complete and total suckitude like seeing someone do a front flip dunk off a damn trampoline.

You know the economy is bad when ninjas like this guy are forced to take work at pizza joints, selling pies to people at malls by wucking dough around like some type of circus show.Doesn’t make his skills any less impressive, but it does make me wonder how sanitary their pizzas are…

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To get right to the point: Bill Murray was in Sweden, wasted out of his mind, driving a golf cart around a main street in Stockholm.
He faces DUI charges. From riding a golf cart. Wasted. In Sweden.
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