YouTube is, of course, good for finding videos of people making fools of themselves. But it’s also good for finding a ton of useful videos. This one goes in the “What would I do if…” category. Basically, this police badass teaches you everything you need to know if someone holds you at gun point. Maybe not the most practical information in the world, but it certainly makes you feel like more of a badass knowing that.

They say that people who are good at martial arts will still lose in a street fight because streetfighters don’t follow the same rules of fighting as someone skilled in martial arts. So I thought, Well, then you should probably just be a streetfighter! But after seeing this awesome flying knockout kick to the neck, I’m not so sure that theory is correct.

I’m a fairly athletic person; however, I’ve never been a good basketball player: during my entire two year stint playing the game in elementary school, I scored a whopping one point. Yes, one. But nothing confirms my complete and total suckitude like seeing someone do a front flip dunk off a damn trampoline.

You know the economy is bad when ninjas like this guy are forced to take work at pizza joints, selling pies to people at malls by wucking dough around like some type of circus show. Doesn’t make his skills any less impressive, but it does make me wonder how sanitary their pizzas are…

Mayra Veronica’s 2008 Calendar [Bastardly]

Tom Brady is hurt. Pics of his foot cast [Just Jared]

List of media outlets covering Giselle’s every move at the Super Bowl [Sports Media Journal]

NFC Championship in about 12 pictures [Losers With Socks]

Lana Lopez, the chick we buy cookies from [Hottest Girls of MySpace]

Reggie Bush and Kardashian are all over Sundance Festival [SI]

Badass Knife Scenes [Bullzeye]

Scarlett Johansson Is Engaged to Ryan Reynolds [IDLYITW]

The Clothes Make the Man [College Candy]

Tom Cruise Scientology-Video Glossary: What Is He Talking About? [MTV]

Claire Danes full on nipple slip NSFW [Bitten and Bound]

To get right to the point: Bill Murray was in Sweden, wasted out of his mind, driving a golf cart around a main street in Stockholm.

He faces DUI charges. From riding a golf cart. Wasted. In Sweden.

If being a Ghostbuster, star of Caddyshack, Groundhog Day and Wes Anderson’s male muse wasn’t enough to solidify his status as the Coolest Motherf***er on Planet Earth Bill Murray had to step it up a notch and get caught piss-drunk joyriding around in a golf cart in a foriegn country.

Somewhere, Nick Nolte is taking notes.