Top 5 Reasons the Author of Twilight Should be Sued (or Beat Down)

When it comes to bad books, Twilight takes the cake.  Here’s my top five reasons why someone should sue Stephanie Meyer. And fast!
Number 5: …

How to Dance… Like a Dipsh*t [Video]

Damnit, white people! What the hell is wrong with you? Every time you go to a concert or festival, you go and f**k it up for all the other white people that might actually understand what dancing is by tapping on your leg or wallowing around on the ground like a TASER victim. All I have to say is, these guys better be on drugs, or they should really be ashamed of themselves.

When Prom Goes Bad

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• Why Super Mario Bros Looks Like Ass On HDTV

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Ford Listens To His Son – Matt Millen Must Go!

The fans have had enough and now apparently so has the owner’s son and vice chairman of the Detroit Lions.  It is time for General Manager Matt Millen to go.  Where to?  Anywhere but the Lions’ front office.
According to a report in the Detroit Free Press earlier this week, William Fo…

Video Trifecta: Bad Sports Announcing

Sports announcers: can’t live with ‘em, can’t get them to stop talking when all you want to do is watch your local team go for the glory but nooooooo these factoid-loving ass-clowns have to smother all the excitement out of the game (unless they’re quality announcers, but th…

2007 VMAs: A Recap

Last night the 2007 MTV Video Music Awards proved that a large chunk of the entertainment world is ruled by talentless hacks.
From technical difficulties (did anybody sound-check anything beforehand?) to only showing sni…

2007 MTV VMAs: A Conspiracy Theory!

What. Is. Going. On.
This is the sloppiest award show ever, and everybody with respected talent seem to be causing it…purposely!
WHAT DID BRITNEY DO? WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT??
What is happening?
Is this the first death knoll onto pop culture?
Are the VMAs inadvertently exposing the talentless w…