Quantcast

Watch These Parents Record Themselves Giving Children Awful Presents [VIDEO]

Watch These Parents Record Themselves Giving Children Awful Presents [VIDEO]

Last Halloween, Jimmy Kimmel asked his viewers to record themselves telling their children that they had eaten all of their candy. In the same cruel light, Jimmy recently asked them to film their children’s reactions when they are given really bad Christmas gifts, like a half-eaten sandwich. Some of the kid’s reactions are cute and some of them are just f*cking pitifully rotten. Like the fat Hispanic kid who gets a Hello Kitty sweater – he throws a hissy fit and runs up to his room crying. Playing cruel pranks on your children is like the best part of being a parent, looking forward to that… In like ten years, hopefully. Check out the video after the jump!

The 8 Worst Theme Parties

The 8 Worst Theme Parties

A lot goes into a good party: the atmosphere, girls, drinks, music, the setting. To make things easier on yourself, you should choose a good theme to start with and run with it from there. Around the World Party: OK, lets have each room be a different country and then a drink and music from that country inside that room. Make sure to have a Mexican room, slap a sombrero on some b*tches, and you’ve got a real party. Simple, right? Not so much when you’re trying to plan a Porn Star Party and don’t even get me started on the 9/11 Party. Check out the 8 worst party themes below.

5 Signs You Suck in the Sack

5 Signs You Suck in the Sack

Tired of being thrown out at 2 AM after 5 minutes of awesome sex?  Awesome for you, maybe, but the girl now sleeping with your roommate thinks otherwise.  If you experience any of the symptoms on this list, your game needs an update:

1.  You suck at dancing.  Rhythm, man.  It’s all about rhythm.  If you can’t move on the dance floor, where balance a s… Click to read more

5 Worst Video Games Ever

5 Worst Video Games Ever

There’s some sort of cosmic balance in the universe that decrees all things must have an opposite –”what goes up must come down” and all of that philosophical-new-age-jazz. This idiom holds true for video games, as well. For every smash hit, there’s something that makes you wish you had lost your thumbs in ‘Nam.

Sometimes Men Make Mistakes

Sometimes Men Make Mistakes

It’s time for us to admit that we’re not always perfect. Sometimes, when we’re not chugging down beers or banging mad hot chicks, we’re making mistakes — big ones. And no one understands that better that the guys behind Mistakes Men Make. Whether we’re losing our dignity while out on a Friday night or while in bed early, early Saturday morning, we’re constantly making ourselves look bad.

Top 5 Reasons the Author of Twilight Should be Sued (or Beat Down)

Top 5 Reasons the Author of Twilight Should be Sued (or Beat Down)


When it comes to bad books, Twilight takes the cake.  Here’s my top five reasons why someone should sue Stephanie Meyer. And fast!
Number 5: Sparkly Vampires
Dracula has rolled over in his coffin.
Edward brings shame to the game.
In Twilight, the Vampires only weakness (since they are super fast, have super strength and cannot be killed by us mere morta… Click to read more

How to Dance… Like a Dipsh*t [Video]

How to Dance… Like a Dipsh*t [Video]

Damnit, white people! What the hell is wrong with you? Every time you go to a concert or festival, you go and f**k it up for all the other white people that might actually understand what dancing is by tapping on your leg or wallowing around on the ground like a TASER victim. All I have to say is, these guys better be on drugs, or they should really be ashamed of themselves.

When Prom Goes Bad

When Prom Goes Bad

When Prom Goes Bad – A Photo Essay

• Adrienne Manning Makes Lingerie Look Good

5 Scientific Ways To Make Water Do Magic

• Why Super Mario Bros Looks Like Ass On HDTV

Snakes On a Plane TV Edit Is Better

• Food Tampering Laws Explained

Ford Listens To His Son – Matt Millen Must Go!

Ford Listens To His Son – Matt Millen Must Go!

The fans have had enough and now apparently so has the owner’s son and vice chairman of the Detroit Lions.  It is time for General Manager Matt Millen to go.  Where to?  Anywhere but the Lions’ front office.
According to a report in the Detroit Free Press earlier this week, William Ford Jr. spoke out and said he would have fired General Manager M… Click to read more

Video Trifecta: Bad Sports Announcing

Video Trifecta: Bad Sports Announcing

Sports announcers: can’t live with ‘em, can’t get them to stop talking when all you want to do is watch your local team go for the glory but nooooooo these factoid-loving ass-clowns have to smother all the excitement out of the game (unless they’re quality announcers, but that’s rare).
Let’s salute the worst one time… Click to read more

2007 VMAs: A Recap

2007 VMAs: A Recap

Last night the 2007 MTV Video Music Awards proved that a large chunk of the entertainment world is ruled by talentless hacks.
From technical difficulties (did anybody sound-check anything beforehand?) to only showing snippets of live performances by music’s heavy-hitters at various locations around Las Vegas – Kanye, five-times snubbed… Click to read more

2007 MTV VMAs: A Conspiracy Theory!

2007 MTV VMAs: A Conspiracy Theory!

What. Is. Going. On.
This is the sloppiest award show ever, and everybody with respected talent seem to be causing it…purposely!
WHAT DID BRITNEY DO? WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT??
What is happening?
Is this the first death knoll onto pop culture?
Are the VMAs inadvertently exposing the talentless wasteland that is pop music?
This is so awesome! Everybody i… Click to read more

  • Entertainment

  • Education

  • Lifestyle

  • Gadgets

  • Humor

  • Trivia

  • Food

  • Photo Blogs

  • Politics

  • Video