No matter how positive you are, Mondays blow goats. No matter what you do, you just can’t get motivated to do anything productive. You’re literally and figuratively stumbling around, unfocused and aimless. Well, let us make your Monday productivity even worse! The Monday Stumble is when we take to StumbleUpon to stumble upon a bunch of random wtf photos. Th… Click to read more

Yesterday we showed you 120 things that are made better by bacon, but we failed to include actual people’s skin. The people that get bacon tattoo’d on their actual person are true connoisseurs of the food, but is that going too far. Hypothetical question: “Would you not pork a girl because she’s got bacon inked onto her skin? Personally, I can understand some other whacky tattoos but this one would be overkill. Check out the most sizzling examples for yourself and let us know what you think. Photos after the jump!

You might have heard the phrase “Cheddar Makes It Better,” but cheese ain’t got nothin’ when it comes to beggin bacon. That’s right, there’s a host of stuff made instantly better with bacon: mayonnaise, cupcakes, ice cream and even Skyrim helmets. It goes without saying that the pig is going to make anything it touches better, so we’re only limited by our imagination. Here are 120 ground-breaking inventors and philosophers who have tried to bring the diet-staple into every aspect of our lives. Check out their ideas after the jump!

We all know bacon makes everything better, well maybe not everything. But one thing is for sure, Some people’s love for bacon goes way beyond the norm when it comes to food. Sometimes so far beyond that they wear it on their sleeve (or their ass as the case may be) in the form of a tattoo. So we want to know, when it comes to bacon, are pork tattoos sizzling hot or not?

Remember that old school Beggin’ Strips commercial featuring the dog going banana-pants over what he thinks is bacon? That’s how we COEDitors feel every time we catch a whiff of its tantalizing aroma. Though we have no f’n clue why, bacon is the cure-all for any dish or delicacy in need of improvement. In the past couple years, it seems more and more companies are catching on to this phenomenon and are adding bacon to literally everything – gumballs, mayonnaise, cupcakes, ice cream, popcorn, vodka - even to products that aren’t edible AND websites! Well, here are 120 more things that are better with bacon. Try not to eat your screen.

Here is some scientific information for you to ponder. 1,280 teenagers were recently surveyed and 1 in 5 said they have posted nude pictures or videos to the internet. Most said they sent the pictures to a “boyfriend or girlfriend” but 15% said they sent pictures to someone they knew only online. Make me think NBC needs to bring back To Catch a Predator ASAP.

So, you’re a busy guy that doesn’t know a thing about preparing a decent pasta dish. Don’t fret — here is one of the easiest, if not the easiest and most filling pasta dishes around: Pasta Carbonara.

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day and there’s no reason that you should spend it eating nothing but stale cereal and questionably old milk. Learn how to cook a few breakfast basics and you’ll be sure to impress your stomach, as well as your friends. And maybe you’ll even be able to convince that special someone to spend the day in bed with you.

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In the long line of delicious pork products available, it’s no secret that bacon is the crowned king. So why not add a side of bacon to your favorite Websites? Well, now you can. Just add http://bacolico.us to the front of any URL and magically a giant piece of delicous pork is placed nicely over top of the site…

So I just got an iPhone yesterday and it’s already been an enormous time-waster/pain in the ass. I think I got the pain in the ass part figured out, but that will only add to the time-wasting…Anyway, I avoided being up-sold at the AT&T store and walked out case-free. But that doesn’t mean I don’t need to protect the dang thing. For… Click to read more

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Whether taking a flight home for the holidays or embarking on a cross-country road trip, traveling with electronics is essential to your happiness, unless you enjoy being bored out of your mind and are allergic to fun. If that’s the case…I can’t help you. Nobody can.
The following gadgets will assist you greatly on your grand adventure:… Click to read more