With some celebrities, you just know that they’re going to use their opportunity to name their baby something classically stupid. Jay-Z and Beyonce did not strike me as these types of people. Obviously I was wrong because the couple decided to name their child Blue Ivy.

When I was a kid, I’m pretty sure I listened to Raffi and I still turned out to be a total bad@ss. This kid is raging out to Pantera complete with head banging and fist pumps. I wonder what kind of stuff isn’t recorded by his family. You know when how when babies are born they have hair? Yeah I bet his was an awesome f*cking mullet. And he came out flying out of his mom’s with his hands making the “devil’s horns” just screaming as loud as he could.

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Recently while surfing Facebook I noticed that a pattern emerging amongst some of me friends; they were damn good at being really annoying. It seemed like every status update I came across just made navigating “The Book” more and more unbearable. Instead of going through to tell each person why their crappy status was ruining my day I did the next best thing — came up with a biting list of the five worst kinds of status updates.

Just when you thought this ‘Octomom’ thing couldn’t get any more f**ked up, this happens: Vivid Entertainment, one of the largest porn distributers in the world, has now offered Nadya Suleman, aka ‘Octomom’, $1 million to star in an adult movie. The offer comes after Suleman gave birth to octuplets following invitro fertilization…

This one’s been making the rounds the last couple of days, but it’s just too good not to post. Basically, this guy (Rob) is freaking out over his beloved Giant’s loss to the Eagles, which knocked them out of the Super Bowl running. And as the girl in the background points out, he’s being an uber-pu$$y. And it’s hilarious.

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