Hooters really sells itself short when it describes itself as “a neighborhood place, not a typical family restaurant.” Just because a majority of the ‘families’ that go there are divorced or recently-separated men who have their babies for the weekend doesn’t mean that Hooters has the right to define “typical.&#… Click to read more

Babies are cute. We all laugh at their confusion — because they’re learning, making mistakes, and can’t sit upright. Almost sounds like your best bud when he gets wasted. So, you can imagine the amusement when you combine those two powerful forces. Imagine no more! Check out the most infamous drunk babies caught on tape along with a mega gallery of drunk baby pics.

To be honest, I don’t remember my first haircut. But, if I had to guess, I probably cried like a little b*tch. Nowadays, when I get my hair did, the slow hum of the electric razor makes me fall asleep. It’s probably why my ‘do looks like doo doo. Anyways, while most people might see these pics and say, “awwwww”, we’re straight up laughing our assess off. We think you’ll do the same. Check out the lol pics after the jump.

In honor of Christina Aguilera’s new movie, Burlesque, COED decided to explore the many looks and styles of pop music’s ultimate diva. Throughout each major stage of her career, Christina has changed her appearance. Some days she’s “Dirrty” and other days she’s glitzy in glitter. It doesn’t really matter what she’s wearing though — X-Tina always looks hot. Here are some of her most infamous looks and outfits.

Jon Gosselin. It boggles the mind that he’s a dad, an Octadad, no less. He is the posterboy for douchebags everywhere. Don’t believe me? He wears Ed Hardy all the time. That should be evidence enough. I started thinking about other douchebag celebrities and what if these crazies started having babies? My head hurts thinking about it. Beware these five idiots. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Daydream on Palm Street starring Rorschach took the top spot at last weekend’s frame while Brendan Fraser’s Hairy Revenge saw a stampede of other releases crush his CGI famcom. This weekend’s new entries include the year’s top-grossing film (called it!), and a whole mess of babies and straight cash, homey. Here’s the rundown unfortunately not starring The Rock…

Just when you thought this ‘Octomom’ thing couldn’t get any more f**ked up, this happens: Vivid Entertainment, one of the largest porn distributers in the world, has now offered Nadya Suleman, aka ‘Octomom’, $1 million to star in an adult movie. The offer comes after Suleman gave birth to octuplets following invitro fertilization…

She’s made Ric Flair fall face first with a kiss, she has an irresistible smile, she cancan take body slams, and most importantly she loves babies and puppies. She’s none other then WWE Diva turned Playboy Covergirl, Maria Kanellis.
Maria won wrestling fans hearts with her ditzy personality (don’t let it fool you), long legs, green doe eyes that melt even the… Click to read more

In what would seem a moment of incredible shared stupidity, 17 girls at Gloucester High School in Massachusetts made a secret pact to get pregnant, and did. With teachers and administrators confused by the increase in knocked-up students–four times last year’s amount–the girls were doing whoever they could to get a bun in the oven. One… Click to read more

These are the second two pages of a German children’s book about sex, and where babies come from. But in America, we’ve managed to remove all the sex from “sex education.” So to see that in other countries, the parents tell their children the truth, and show them what actually happens–how babies are actually made–we i… Click to read more

Sex is a wonderful thing. I don’t need to tell you that. Spontaneous sex is even better; more excitement, more danger and none of that boring planning that goes into the regular stuff (like getting a condom).
But after my experiences this past week, spontaneous (and maybe even super safe) sex is totally. Out. Of the question.
I spent my entire last weekend watc… Click to read more

Last night three rescue workers were killed in Utah as they were searching for the six miners trapped from a cave in over 10 days ago. This most recent tragedy only adds to the laundry list of terrible events that have made the last week pretty rough.
To keep you up to date on the impending apocalypse I will break down all the other things that went down this week.… Click to read more

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