It’s almost Christmas and I can only assume that every single one of our readers is preparing to go to mass tonight. Since I figured that you’ve all been so busy pouring over the religious significance of this holiday, I should try to keep things a little light. Let’s not forget that it’s also about giving, having fun, and having time off… So take a minute, relax and check out the sexy renditions of Mrs. Claus – the woman who keeps Santa alive each and every year. Pics after the jump!

I’m not trying to ruin any fantasies you might have, but more often than not if a famous actress is doing a nude scene and you don’t get to actually see anything, she’s wearing pasties. You know, those little bits that cover just her bits. Apparently, the actresses are nervous about having nude footage released on the web (although where this fear comes from I have no idea). The girls in this gallery aren’t nervous about anything, they’re just wearing the stickers so they can show you all of what they’re working with. That’s so thoughtful, ladies. Check out the gallery after the jump!

The sidewinder: what a thing of beauty. Over the years, it seems that guys get a new type of boob to drool over every so often. We’ve always had the standard cleavage, but babes have been finding more and more inventive ways to expose themselves as much as possible. The sideboob and the underboob are classics, but what we here at COED call the Sidewinder boob is really something special. Not every girl can successfully pull it off, but these ladies are sidewinder ninjas. Keep an eye out for the chicks who can pull of the double sidewinder, because that’s no joke. Check out the newest trend in awesome boobage after the jump!

Have you ever had someone stick a tongue at you? Did it make you feel as if you wanted to pop them in the jaw? I know I have. If that happens to you today, try to let it slide because its July 19th and that can mean only one thing: National Stick Out Your Tongue Day. Check out these 58 hotties doing their best Jordan impersonation below.

What’s a fripple? It’s a freezing nipple. Some might call them “pokies” or “boob boners”, but fripple sounds like a tasty delight, a nice lil frozen treat to keep cool on a hot day. It’s finally getting warm in NYC, but not enjoyable-warm. More like muggy-warm, which means gross sweat stains everywhere. It also means women don’t want to be stuck in those annoying bras. Luckily, we’ve got the AC cranked and fans on overdrive here in the office. We strongly encourage all females to hang out by the fridge with the door open, just like the girls in the photo gallery after the jump.

March is Irish American Month and is host to St. Patrick’s Day. One of the most popular phrases to shout on said day is, “Erin Go Bragh”, which is Spanish for “whale’s vagina”. I kid, the actual meaning is loosely translated to “Ireland Forever” or the less frequent variation that I prefer, “Irish ’til Doomsday”. “Bragh” can be pronounced like “bra” and if you’re fratty enough, “brah”. With Spring in the air, temperatures warming, and women shedding layers of clothing, we thought we’d celebrate Irish pride with a photo gallery of girls going braless. They’ll have your Irish eyes smiling.

Temperatures are reaching ridiculous lows here in the Northeast. The National Weather Service issued wind chill advisories, with many reports stating temps “feel” like they’re in the -20 to -30 range. We’ve seen numerous mobile uploads of thermometers in the single digits on Facebook. So, how does one power through this bitter modern day Ice Age? Well, one pleasant side effect for us dudes is seeing a chick’s pokies aka frozen nipples aka “fripples”.

Football may be one the most physically demanding and violent sports on Earth but when you toss models into the mix it gets sexy as hell. If you enjoyed our previous stories about Sexy NFL Jesrsey Girls and our numerous Lingerie Football League Model Showdowns than you’ll certainly enjoy seeing scantally clad stone cold foxes wearing shoulder pads.

‘Tis the season of giving…and, apparently, getting drunk and half-naked! I mean, if you think about it, all the pressure to get the right gifts, not blow all your cash and deal with your annoying parents can make a person a little uptight. And nothing cures uptight like downing a bottle of spiced rum and stripping down to your pink skivvies with all your super-sexy friends. At least according to these festive hotties. And something tells us we should trust them…

Have you seen the new Lexus commercial? The narrator bellows, “No one ever wished for a smaller holiday gift.” Face it, bigger is better and America has a reputation for wanting to be the biggest and the best. There’s no holiday “bigger” and more grandiose than Christmas. So, to celebrate this hefty holiday, we’re placing this photo gallery of colossal Christmas cleavage under your tree. Don’t act like it wasn’t on your wishlist. We know you looked at our colossal cleavage collections of Katy Perry, NFL Cheerleaders, and Halloween Costumes. We reward naughtiness here at COED.

When it comes to women’s clothing, we always have to admire the ability to make something out of (almost) nothing. Think that’s just a bit of string? Wrong! It’s a bikini! Think that’s a bandana? Wrong! It’s a shirt. But perhaps the most impressive bit of improv we’ve seen so far is the belt bra. Impressive, not because of how well it works as a brassier, but how little it leaves to the imagination. Something tells us you’d like to see some examples…

Thanksgiving is here and that means football and food. It’s one of the greatest holidays for men because we get to live like kings. While we knock back brewdogs and debate the effectiveness of the Wildcat against the 3-4 defense, the sexier sex aka better halves gather in the kitchen to create a beastly feast worthy of a place far better than our guts. To honor these top chefs, we’ve compiled the following photo gallery of frickin’ hot foodies who know how to whip, beat, blend, bake, chop, peel and mash our senses.

In college football, coaches often give players helmet stickers for each accomplishment on the field whether it’s a great block, awesome run, or amazing pass. We have a feeling those same college coaches would be super proud of the women featured in our Babes With Boob Stickers photo gallery. Likewise, people who have bumper stickers on their car are… Click to read more