I’m a progressive girl. I’m all about equality.But give me my own bathroom.

Co-ed bathrooms are one of college’s biggest mysteries. Who thought it would be a good idea? Who decided that it would be totally cool to completely devoid college kids of any type of privacy? Did none of the inventors of co-ed bathrooms ever have a crush?

And if they did, how could they fathom perhaps bumping into that crash while they still had pimple stuff on their face and crow’s nest on top of their head?

I just don’t understand it. The bathroom is sacred. Private. It’s not a place I want to discuss homework or chat about the newest TV show.

I don’t want to step out of the shower and come face to face with the captain of the lacrosse team. I don’t need that sort of horrible awkwardness in my life. (more…)

Is it just me or does this video look…uh…very low-budget?

And what’s with the awkward stripper pole dance? Notice how zoomed in the camera is – hiding something, director?

Like Britney’s sloppy self, perhaps?

As expected, this is like watching a train wreck right before your very eyes.

Being a nice guy means many things to a girl – “cute,” “fun to go out with,” “a real good friend” – but it almost never means “I want to bring you back to my place and proceed to ****, ****, and **** every last **** of your **** followed by the best ******* ever.”

Nice guys like my friend (let’s call him “Michael”) tailgate not football games, but Shakespeare in the Park in hopes of laying pipe.

Michael is the type of guy that goes out for drinks with large groups of horny girls that reveal to him every filthy, slutty thought women have (for kicks, right ladies?). He will go on several dates with a chick that won’t even give him a complimentary handjob for his troubles. Michael is a real swell guy who ladies could bring home to their parents without a hitch.

Nice guys like Michael are the biggest victims of the dreaded cuddle rape. (more…)

I mean, who am I to judge? I won’t go into too many details, but let’s just say I’ve been down that path and I’ve had a different experience each time (most not so great).

The ultimate and most vital question any dorm resident asking her/himself should be is ‘will it be awkward the next time I see this person?’

I think the whole scenario is really on a case by case basis. I, for one, was friends with everyone on my floor one particular year, which yes, DID make it awkward and yes, I DID regret it.

So I, as your CO-ED Magazine Online Resident Assistant, am here with some questions you should ask yourself before you wake up in the suite down the hall, k?

1- Will it be awkward the next time I see this person? (Ask yourself this question and REALLY think about it don’t just skip to number two because you’re hungry or late for class) The last thing anyone wants is tension in their own room or building. (more…)