If we’ve learned one thing this year, it’s that boners can be awkward - depending on the time and/or place of arrival. But if there’s one place you definitely don’t want a pop-up visit the the merriest of yule logs, it’s on the lap of jolly ol’ St. Dick Nick. Ouch. (Editors note: There are a thousand holiday puns we could have used. Thought we’d spare you the spew.)