Last Halloween, Jimmy Kimmel asked his viewers to record themselves telling their children that they had eaten all of their candy. In the same cruel light, Jimmy recently asked them to film their children’s reactions when they are given really bad Christmas gifts, like a half-eaten sandwich. Some of the kid’s reactions are cute and some of them are just f*cking pitifully rotten. Like the fat Hispanic kid who gets a Hello Kitty sweater – he throws a hissy fit and runs up to his room crying. Playing cruel pranks on your children is like the best part of being a parent, looking forward to that… In like ten years, hopefully. Check out the video after the jump!

There’s some sort of cosmic balance in the universe that decrees all things must have an opposite –”what goes up must come down” and all of that philosophical-new-age-jazz. This idiom holds true for video games, as well. For every smash hit, there’s something that makes you wish you had lost your thumbs in ‘Nam.

If you’ve done time in a High School, chances are you got yours as a 9th grader, in one way or another. That first year (of fear) was so magical for me that I developed a glandular problem, thanks to the amount of sweating needed to keep my ever quivering body cool. So in a tribute to the good ol’ days, here’s five classics that I don’t miss, but would take any day over getting my ass burned with boiling water.

Last night the 2007 MTV Video Music Awards proved that a large chunk of the entertainment world is ruled by talentless hacks.
From technical difficulties (did anybody sound-check anything beforehand?) to only showing snippets of live performances by music’s heavy-hitters at various locations around Las Vegas – Kanye, five-times snubbed… Click to read more

What. Is. Going. On.
This is the sloppiest award show ever, and everybody with respected talent seem to be causing it…purposely!
WHAT DID BRITNEY DO? WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT??
What is happening?
Is this the first death knoll onto pop culture?
Are the VMAs inadvertently exposing the talentless wasteland that is pop music?
This is so awesome! Everybody i… Click to read more