November 7th is National Magazine Day. When you’re looking to buy a magazine, the first thing you see is the cover (editor’s note: Duh). If you happened to see the covers of the 70 issues here, you might have bought the mag without even opening the pages; they’re that amazing. You can forget the phrase “you can’t judge a book by its cover” for now because, well, they’re not books (editor’s note: double duh). From Lindsay Lohan to Victoria Silvstedt, from GQ to Playboy, we’re looking at 70 of the sexiest magazine covers in honor of this special, glossified day. Check out the hottest covers to ever grace newsstands and mailboxes in our gallery after the jump.

In today’s edition of Wrap It Up, we look at an accomplice in Biggie Smalls’ murder coming forward, Entenmann’s cooking up a pretty edgy tweet to capitalize on the Casey Anthony not guilty verdict, Fox News reporting Obama’s dead, a crazy rally between senior citizens at Wimbledon, a drunk Brewers fan falling down stairs then pissing himself, Audrina Patridge in FHM, JWoww in lingerie for Maxim, Kobayashi crushing Joey Chestnut, Charlie Sheen’s Comedy Central Roast, penis size, underrated women, and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

If you’re still on the fence about watching Audrina Patridge’s new VH1 reality show “Audrina” on Sunday,  we can think of at least 2 very good reasons to do so…  wink wink nudge nudge.  Sure, it’s unlikely that a show about Audrina and her sisters will be quality engaging television, but the girl masterfully fills a bikini and she wears a helluva lot of them.  Oh, and did we mention her propensity for handbras?

Yesterday, Egotastic featured photos of Audrina Patridge and her sister… I mean, her MOM in bikinis pretending to be Yogi Bear and Boo-Boo with their pic-a-nic basket on the beach. Luckily, this won’t be the last you’ll see of Mrs. Patridge as her most famous daughter’s new show will debut on VH1 in the coming weeks. COED’s on board the Patridge Family bus and after seeing pics of the lineage in action, it’s safe to assume Audrina’s got plenty of mileage ahead of her (barring any Heidi-esque surgeries). Unfortunately, we couldn’t find any of her mom’s hand bras or side boobs, so you’ll just have to settle for Audrina’s. Sorry, three more years ’til we post her sister’s greatest hits.

Former MTV Real World star Mike ‘The Miz’ Mizanin recently surprised fans by cashing in his Money In The Bank contract and snagging the WWE Championship from Randy Orton in the process. The Miz’s journey has been a long one and, to be honest, almost no one took him seriously when he’d parade the Real World house with his fake championship belt. He’s like the Kurt Warner of the WWE. Actually, he’s one of a kind. No other reality TV star has achieved such a feat. It made us wonder, are there ANY other reality TV stars that could make it in the squared circle? Here are our nominees.

Here is some scientific information for you to ponder. 1,280 teenagers were recently surveyed and 1 in 5 said they have posted nude pictures or videos to the internet. Most said they sent the pictures to a “boyfriend or girlfriend” but 15% said they sent pictures to someone they knew only online. Make me think NBC needs to bring back To Catch a Predator ASAP.

• Audrina Patridge: Sexy Roller Girl

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• Crazy News Stories That Are Real

• Hilarious Joke

• Olivia Wilde‘s Stunning Cleavage

• I Was Epic Once

• BMX On A Treadmill

Audrina Patridge shows off her assets in this red hot cover shoot for the upcoming April 2010 issue of FHM UK. It’s really too bad Audrina has the douchiest boyfriend in Hollywood but at least her “Hills” are nice to look at.

What’s going on with all the chicks dating guys who look like absolute morons? Marisa Miller is a prime example of this terrible phenomenon. Now here’s Audrina Patridge and her big fake boobs out with her new boyfriend, we’ll call him insignificant other #1.

I’m not quite sure what it is about fashion models that allows them to exude a sexiness even the hottest everyday chick somehow lacks. But something tells me it has to do with being 6-foot tall genetic anomalies, with ridiculously long legs, some cleverly smeared baby oil and a healthy dose of Photoshop. But that doesn’t mean they aren’t hot! Woot woot!

• History’s Most Expensive Celebrity Divorces

• A Calender ‘o Babes! Genius!

• Usually Honesty Is The Best Policy, Usually

• New, Old Audrina Patridge Nude Pics [NSFW]

• This Will Make You Say Damn!

• Top 10 Teenage Ninja Turtle Cosplays

• Louis C.K. Tells Us About “Being White”

• How NOT To Get Revenge On Your Ex

• I Wanna Feel Audrina Patridge’s Boobies

• Electronic Rubik’s TouchCube

• Kings of Leon Rockin’ Burberry

• It’s Like ‘Star Wars’ Meets Beer Pong

We’ve seen a lot over the past year, from historic elections to historic crashes – plus, a whole lotta boobs. But out of all the dust and the rubble, these 25 photo shoots have risen above the rest to deliver more sexiness from a single woman than a Spitzer binge. These girls look so good, they should have paid to be in these magazines. So get ready for… Click to read more

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I Could See This Girl Being A Miss COED Real Soon
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Maybe This Football Hit Wasn’t Exactly Necessary
The Singer From Hanson Has Four Kids?!
Barry Sanders’ Son Is An Absolute BEAST!
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Audrina Patridge, 23-year-old star of MTV’s The Hills isn’t exactly known for her mental prowess. And thank God for that! These new pictures are about as hot as rich, tanned brunette can get. And with these new smokin’ hot Maxim pictures, she sure to be around even more. And that’s something we’re definitely OK with.

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