I can understand why someone would want to be on one of these “Idol” shows, with their possibility of fame and fortune. But when you’re choosing your audition piece, I have absolutely no F’ing clue what would prompt someone into thinking that shrieking a g*ddamn black metal song will get you anywhere but YouTube. But that doesn’t make it any less awesome.

This must be Megan Fox week Reloaded. Rarely does one get the opportunity to see a flower bloom, or the creation of a masterpiece – in this case we have the opportunity and we should be grateful. When “Brutal Hotness” becomes an Academy Award category, this soon to be 7 time Oscar Award winner will be remembered in the annals of B-movie history.

Of course, we are talking about Megan Fox. We are VERY glad they cut this quasi-monologue from the film, because it sounds gay and she sounds retarded. I guess every now and then Michael Bay gets it right.

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