• BEST. HOLIDAY. EVER

• Lindsay Lohan dating a cougar

• Are you killing your car?

• World’s oldest sex toy

• Why not audition high

• Running the bases college style

• Nothing like a good riot

I can understand why someone would want to be on one of these “Idol” shows, with their possibility of fame and fortune. But when you’re choosing your audition piece, I have absolutely no F’ing clue what would prompt someone into thinking that shrieking a g*ddamn black metal song will get you anywhere but YouTube.

This must be Megan Fox week Reloaded. Rarely does one get the opportunity to see a flower bloom, or the creation of a masterpiece – in this case we have the opportunity and we should be grateful. When “Brutal Hotness” becomes an Academy Award category, this soon to be 7 time Oscar Award winner will be remembered in the annals of B-movie histo… Click to read more