This must be Megan Fox week Reloaded. Rarely does one get the opportunity to see a flower bloom, or the creation of a masterpiece – in this case we have the opportunity and we should be grateful. When “Brutal Hotness” becomes an Academy Award category, this soon to be 7 time Oscar Award winner will be remembered in the annals of B-movie history.

Of course, we are talking about Megan Fox. We are VERY glad they cut this quasi-monologue from the film, because it sounds gay and she sounds retarded. I guess every now and then Michael Bay gets it right.

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First off, if you haven’t seen Superbad yet, do so now. Call in sick from work, skip your Mom’s birthday, break up with your girlfriend – just f*** it all and go. It’s the best comedy of the summer by a country mile, excepting its cinematic big-brother Knocked Up.

Moving on.

Superbad’s super-talented Michael Cera has stepped up to play the role of Nick Twisp in Youth in Revolt, a movie based on the comic-novel by C.D Payne.

Cera, who honed his brilliantly-awkward chops on The Greatest Comedy in Television History is a dead-ringer for Twisp, an intelligent, sex-obsessed 14-year old willing to go great lengths to get inside the panties of his young love (hump) interest, the wanton Sheeni Saunders. Basically, he’s your average teenager – living in the trashy desert-suburbia of NoCal.
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