For some people, listening to music over antiquated stereo equipment is no problem… Those people don’t know what they’re missing! With the holiday season upon us, we decided it would be a great idea to enlighten you with 10 of the best iPod docking stereos on the market, regardless of price, from audio giants such as Bose, Sony, and Kicker. See who made the cut in our slideshow after the jump.

So you walk into the party and right from the get-go you realize that the tunes playing are total crap. You’ve got better stuff on your smartphone, but there’s no way you’re going to search for an audio cable to plug into the headphone jack or start messing with the guy’s stereo or some pair of powered speakers. That’s where the Kanex AirBlue comes in: first because it’s smaller than a hockey puck, but shaped like one and runs off rechargeable USB power, and second, because it’s got streaming Bluetooth-tech built in.

Headphones are supposed to let you listen without all the ‘blah blah’ that’s going on around you, but like hell you’re going to lug around one of those big-assed headphones that make you look like a geek on steroids when wearing them. Enter the affordable Audio-Technica ATH-ANC23, an affordable in-ear bud that has a great noise-cancellation system.

Everyone is looking for an affordable speaker that you can really rock out to on the go. Sure, you can plug in one of those portable Radio Shack-type speakers that runs off a few “AA” batteries and listen to all of 1 watt of power that’s lower volume than a flushing toilet. Alternatively, you could cop a SuperTooth Disco and party anywhere. I’d suggest the latter. I own one, so I know. Check out our review after the jump!

Last week, when Justin Bieber was “attacked” by “a crazed man” in his 40s named Tom Petterson. Hoardes of Beliebers issued insane death threats against Tom. Who knew Beliebers were just like Juggalos? Anyway, turns out Tom was an undercover cop who was trying to save the kid’s life. Hear that? That’s the sound of millions of feet inserting into mouths. Anyway, Buzzfeed curated the top 20 death tweets from Bieber fans to Petterson. We decided to have world-renowned scientist Stephen Hawking read them off to you. Think of it as our version of Samuel L Jackson reading “Go The F*ck To Sleep“. Check out the soundbites after the jump.

By now you’re aware that actor Charlie Sheen has been fired from his CBS sitcom “Two and a Half Men.” Ironically, the final axe was dropped not because of Charlie’s sweet tooth for hookers and blow, but instead for this hilarious / awesomely entertaining rant he delivered last night on conspiracy theorist Alex Jones’ radio show Infowars.  Hear the 45 minute interview in its entirety after the jump!

“I think we’re dying. I think we’re dead’ says the winner of the “Dumbest 911 Call of the Decade” according to the Jimmy Kimmel Show. This cop is definitely one dumb S.O.B., but we appreciate the hell out of him for all the good times he has given the COED staff over the years. Don’t say we never gave you anything.

It’s hard to believe it’s been 29 years since that infamous day Mark David Chapman cowardly gunned down John Lennon in front of the Dakota in NYC. It was a time when the dial on your radio was an analog wheel and to get from station to station you spun the wheel. Sounds pretty archaic I know. This audio clip is an analog dial scan from New York radio recorded shortly after Lennon was killed.

Hooray Internet, you have outdone yourself. The folks from Half Day Today (of Glenn Beck Radio Freak Out Remix fame) have put together this sweet slow jam remix of the infamous Tiger Woods-Jaimee Grubbs voicemail message. Tiger Woods really does know how to treat a lady right.

When it comes to hot chicks that actually seem cool, G4′s geek goddess, Olivia Munn takes the sexy cake. Unfortunately, most of us will never have the chance to even see her in person, let alone have her whisper naughty nothings in your ear. So for the betterment of all mankind, we’ve put together The Olivia Munn Sex Soundboard, the second in our Sex Soundboard series, for your listening pleasure.

It’s 420, people! And that means every single one of you should be doing something to get yourself into celebration mode ASAP. To help get things going, let’s start off with a little throwback from 2007 called “This Dumbass Cop Eats Pot Brownies and Calls 911,” that way, at least you’ll know what NOT to do. (And get to laugh your ass off in the process.)