It’s impossible to wrap your head around the strange journey that has been Michael Jackson’s life. From child-star to multi-platinum mega-star to to child molester to creepy old white guy, his life has taken more turns than we can count. And now it’s taking another one.

Because he’s incredibly, miserably broke, Jackson has decided to auction off almost everything in his infamous Neverland Ranch. The list of items not only provides a revealing glimpse into the once glamorous/juvenile life that Jackson lead, but also presents a unique opportunity to get your hands on some truly crazy sh*t at rock bottom prices. Honestly, it’s amazing how low this stuff is selling for. MJ must be DESPERATE. (more…)

Jesus F**king Christ! This Natalie Dylan selling her virginity thing is getting way, way, way out of hand. Since first announcing last September that she would be auctioning off her virginity at Nevada’s Bunny Ranch, over 10,000 men have put in bids for a chance to pop her golden cherry. No surprise there. But now the price has skyrocketed to more than $3.7 million! Let me repeat that: $3.7 million dollars to have sex with a virgin, once.  (more…)