If there’s ever a day to give thanks to Australia for all the awesome stuff they’ve given us, January 26th would be that day. On this date in 1788, the British Royal Navy took over the eastern seaboard of what we now call Australia. After awhile, the convicts and ne’er-do-wells that England sent over turned into descendants like Sophie Mon… Click to read more

The Red Sox collapse has gotten a ton of coverage and the blame seems to have shifted almost entirely to the revelation that Jon Lester, Josh Beckett and John Lackey drank beers and ate fried chicken during the game on their days off. While it might seem crazy to the novice fan, their antics pale in comparison to these five in-game partiers. Watch the Red Sox pitchers in Kevin Fowler’s “Hell Yeah, I Like Beer” music video then check out our list of top 5 in-game partiers below. Let us know if we missed any in the comments after the jump

AskMen released their annual list of the most influential men of the past year, so if you were hoping to make a big impact in November and December, you’ll have to wait ’til October 2012 to get props for it. To compile this year’s rankings, more than 200,000 AskMen readers voted, along with their staff. So, who made the list? Well, there’s a legless runner, a dude who leaks for a living, a guy who leaks while holding a trophy, a little guy, and a cheater. Check out the full list after the jump.

It should come as no surprise that professional athletes party pretty hard – they’re constantly under pressure, make serious bank, and have a roster of hunnies at their disposal. Coaches often talk about how champions are developed off the field. Sure, they’re probably referring to early morning work-outs and film study, but these guys are bringing their A-Game to the bar and the club. I guess they just can’t turn it off. Check out the hilarious gallery of your favorite athletes getting trashed below!

Heads up: August is National Golf Month. Sure, you can celebrate by sweating your balls off through 18 holes, but your partners are probably only good for carrying beers. OR you could tee off with COED and we’ll show you our 16 sexiest golfers. We don’t mind playing behind these ladies. You’ll see why after the jump. Fore!

The scenario’s all too familiar, you’re sitting on your couch, out-of-shape, covered in food crumbs watching Conan, Jimmy, SportsCenter or… E! News… and you see a guy who’s got it all. Money, looks, women – the dude isn’t lacking in ANY of those categories. With the new body swap comedy “The Change-Up” hitting theaters August 5th, we decided to take a look at the 10 dudes we’d like to pee in a magical wish-granting fountain with. Check out who made the cut in our slideshow after the jump.

It seems most sports stars these days lead secret sex lives behind closed doors. The ones we don’t know about are probably just very good with disguises and have the wealth to afford bribery. Maybe their goal-oriented psyches desire further conquests on a different kind of playing field? While it is hard to believe they have so much energy left to use up, what follows is a look into which sports are most likely to turn those who play them into primordial sex hungry fiends; in no way based on any kind of medical research. It’s called conjecture. Deal with it. Check out the list after the jump.

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There have been reports Mark Wahlberg has stated he wants to turn “The Fighter” into a trilogy. Is this the next Rocky franchise? Most likely not, since this one’s based on actual events, but one wonders if Mickey Ward’s story warrants three feature length films? Prior to The Fighter’s release, his name rang few bells, but judging by its critical and box office success, one has to take a look around at other sports figures to see who’s ripe for the Hollywood treatment. In April 2009, Bleacher Report published their list of athletes who deserve celluloid dedications, now we have our list. See our selections after the jump!

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The stereotype of the dumb athlete is as cliche today as “blacks love taffy” and “Eskimos own all Locksmith shops” were 20 years ago. And while we don’t know much about taffy (accept that it tastes awesome), we are reminded daily that extraordinary athletic ability is not often accompanied by an extraordinary mind. Yes, there are always exceptions to every rule, but these 12 pro athletes have gone out of their way to keep this stereotype alive. Here are the 12 Dumbest Convicted Pro Athletes.

If you excel in high school football, there’s no guarantee you’ll be any good in college. You’d be surprised how many walk ons outperform recruits. The same holds true for stellar college players making the transition to the NFL. Take a look at the past 20 years of Heisman winners. Then again, a handful of current NFL players didn’t… Click to read more

The A-Team releases on DVD and Blu-ray today. Unfortunately, it underwhelmed at the box office and failed to meet expectations for most fans. It’s another example of a Hollywood remake of a classic TV show that gets everyone super amped only to be disappointed with the end result. Why? Because for some odd reason studios seem to think they have to give the old formula a new twist. Too often it just doesn’t work. However, there’s one twist that would most definitely rock: AN ALL-FEMALE A-TEAM!

It should be no surprise by now that athletes are just like the rest of us – they do stupid sh!t Seeing photos of them getting wasted off their asses never gets old. To satisfy your need for these drunken fools, we’ve put together The Complete Drunk Athlete Web Photo Index.