From their humble South Chicago beginnings to the mega spotlight, Disturbed achieved that ultimate goal many, if not all, career-minded musicians work toward. Well, the guys of Disturbed haven’t slowed down a bit since their wildly-popular debut album The Sickness dropped in 2000. Four more albums later, and guitarist Dan Donegan says he’s still not tired of playing the old favorites like “Stupify” and “Down with the Sickness” mixed in with fresh and volatile new anthems. On August 31st, Disturbed releases Asylum, their fifth official studio album, and it sounds as good as one would expect. They are a very passionate bunch and the songs show it.

Advancements in sexual technology move so quickly that it can often be daunting to stay, uh, abreast of the latest developments. But fear not, adventurous masturbators!
Asylum recently sent Anthony Layser to the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas to investigate the latest in sex toys …
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Ladies and gentlemen, it’s official: You people love to party. OK, that’s no surprise. But how you party has been a mystery to the world at large, until now. The good men at Asylum.com have taken up the noble task of polling party-goers to find out exactly how you sons-of-bitches tick. And now, with over 83,000 votes cast, the mysteries have been solved…

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