Ladies and gentlemen, it’s official: You people love to party. OK, that’s no surprise. But how you party has been a mystery to the world at large, until now. The good men at Asylum.com have taken up the noble task of polling party-goers to find out exactly how you sons-of-bitches tick. And now, with over 83,000 votes cast, the mysteries have been solved – everything from which drinking game is the most popular to which are the worst party fouls. To find out all the results, head over to Asylum now!

Check out Asylum’s Party Poll Results Here!

Dad?!

She Makes Me Want to Travel Abroad

Sober Gary Busey is Still Hilarious Looking

Maple-Bacon and Absinth Flavored Candy

Ex “Juggy Dancer” Joanna Krupa New Pics

Pat Tillman on College Football Hall of Fame Ballot

Worst Hair in Basketball

Mena Suvari’s Huuuuge Forehead

Failed Midair Jet Refueling – Video

How Did Hulk’s Son Survive This?!

Buy Property on the Moon While You Can

Jaime King Glitters in Maxim

Complex Guide to Soft Shell Jackets [Complex]

Ready for Britney Spears Part II [Bastardly]

REM Debuting Album On Facebook App iLike [Alley Insider]

Spring Break is On The Way [College Candy]

Dirty Sexual Act Or Fast Food Order? [Holy Taco]

Wake Up with Morisa Taylor Kaplan [Barstool Sports]

Ashton and Paris Punk Us All [Bitten and Bound]

Alessandra Ambrosio is Pregnant [Just Jared]

Kelly Rowland Gets Breast Enhancement [Weak Game]