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Tired of watching full movies? Wanna cut right to the chase and find out what happens in the end so you can have intellectual convos with your friends about how amazing Gary Busey’s hair looked in Rookie of the Year? With the help of Movie-a-Minute we will give you a few condensed versions of your favorite classics. Check it sonnnnnnn…

Armageddon

NASA: An asteroid is coming. We are in trouble.
Nerd: You must blow it up from the inside. Probably.
NASA: Let’s teach drillers to be astronauts, on account of drilling is too hard for astronauts to learn.
Bruce Willis: Instead for a ninjillion dollars, we will only do it if we don’t have to pay taxes anymore, because audiences can relate to that.
Audience: I can relate to that. Therefore, I love it.

THE END

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