Dear Smile Train,
I know you’re trying to do the right thing. But your cleft lip kid ad campaign sucks and it’s not f**king working. Sure, we’ve all seen it glaring at us from corners of the screen–poor, big-eyed kids with their faces torn up for no reason, giant white print pleading “A click of a mouse can save his life.”… Click to read more

Welcome class, to the first edition of Sex Ed with Casey Parker [NSFW]! She’s here to answer all the questions you can whip out, from how to find the clitoris to what to do if you find yourself at an orgy with 15 Playmates. Nothing’s too crazy, too raunchy or too technical. So sit up straight, get your #2 pencils ready, and prepare to bask in the sexy wisdom of porn st… Click to read more

In a greatest a– competition Jesikah Maximus would give Vida Guerra and more importantly, this Argentine babe that COED named “Greatest Ass-et on the Web” back in November 2007, a run for their money. Her butt is a freak of nature! Need more evidence? Just take a look at her Miss COED gallery.
Check out Jesikah Maximus’ Miss COED gal… Click to read more

Happy Father’s Day, From Durex
 Barack vs The Rock
Kim Kardashian’s Ass
Hayden Panettiere is Platinina Playful
Hef’s Girls Made Birthday Butt Moulds
Salma Hayek Ellen von Unworth Photoshoot
 Britian’s Princess Eugene Frolicks Naked
M.C. Escher Car
Bad Name Choice
Kill Easier
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If the following guys lived anywhere but Hollywood, and did anything but entertain, these assclowns would be picking from the bottom of the babe food chain. But as it is, they are getting more undeserved booty than a fleet of pirates, shacking-up with some of Hollywood’s elite hotties. We’re not saying they’re bad people. All we’… Click to read more

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Irina Shayk is a 22 year old Russian model that appeared in the 2007 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue as one of the 2007 Rookies and also makes an appearance in the 2008 edition. See her pics after the jump!

We here at COED aren’t exactly sure why this whole “girl fart” phenomenon is taking off, but it sure is! Farts are the new favorite fetish, according to the internet.
It looks like our gaseous gal Peteuse has some air-biscuits to bake if she wants to hold the title of “Sexiest Farter on the Web”…… Click to read more

Mathematicians in Cambridge have studied the female form and “concluded” that the ratio between a ladies’ hips and waist attribute to their strut…and a strut is sexy. The closer the ratio is to 0.7 – the “lucky number” indeed – the better the swagger.
Unsurprisingly, Jessica Alba’s ass came out… Click to read more

I feel Jessica Alba has the sexiest ass on earth. Just look at that thing, it deserves a tribute so that is what it will get.
Check out the gallery after the jump and be sure to vote!… Click to read more