With Fast Five racing into theaters on Friday, it’s important to note just how flabbergasted we are that the franchise has made it this far. It’s truly a testament to how INSANE tuners and modheads are. We think they do it for the chicks. Grid Girls love the thrill of street racing at high speeds. Probably the hottest of all grid girls are the Brazilians. Grid girls have great glutes and Brazilians are known for their butts, so you can imagine how tight the Brazilian Grid Girls are. Actually, don’t imagine, just check out our photo gallery after the jump!

April 27th is Secretary’s Day (or Administrative Assistant Day to all you PC sissies).  When we think of secretaries, our minds drift to Maggie Gyllenhaal’s performance in 2002′s “Secretary”. Keep in mind, every time she came on the screen during The Dark Knight, someone in the theater made a fart noise with his mouth. However, in “Secretary”, she got placed in our fantasy file. That brings us to the purpose of this post – secretaries are super sexy. There are a few fantasies every man would love to fulfill: schoolgirl, cheerleader, teacher, and SECRETARY. Maybe because it’s against company policy or we seek the sense of empowerment. Regardless, we’ve grabbed a ton of sexy secretaries for your enjoyment. Happy Secretary’s Day! Check out the pics after the jump!

Sure, all the cast members of MTV’s Jersey Shore love to party but none of them have gone as far as stabbing an ex-boyfriend. Earlier this week the ex-boyfriend, Tom Lippolis, of Jennifer Farley, the breathtakingly beautiful star of Jersey Shore better known as JWoww, told Star magazine that JWoww stabbed him earlier last year with a steak knife. If this is true then I guess the old saying about smoking hot women is true, “the hotter they are, the crazier they are!” Good news for you, no chance of a stabbing by checking her out in this very sexy pictorial. Enjoy!

Playboy announced Thursday that Bethanie Badertscher is the 2011 Cyber Girl of the Year! She was originally Playboy’s Cyber Girl of the Month for June 2010 and now it looks like Bethanie is on to much bigger and better things! While we’re all very proud of her achievement, it wouldn’t be fair not to acknowledge all of the Cyber Girl of the Year winners throughout the years since it’s inception in 2005 (that’s 5 years of sexy right there). All of us at COED would like congratulate Bethanie on this prestigious accolade and to celebrate, hit the jump to see all the previous winners for yourself!

What is our obsession with Daisy Dukes? Why do so many of us care about jean shorts? It began in 1979 when a beautiful brunette named Catherine Bach entered our world as Daisy Duke on the television show Dukes of Hazzard. Since that moment in time, we have all become overjoyed at the sight of a sexy woman dressed in the famous short shorts. The Daisy Dukes look is se… Click to read more

Last fall we posted a still frame of a group of hot girls sitting behind home plate during the ALCS game between the Texas Rangers and New York Yankees. One of the girls, Amber Leigh Hartman, saw our post and quickly identified herself as one of the smokeshows. I was on BarstoolSports today (typical) and saw a picture El Pres posted of a pretty familiar face. The girl in the story on Barstool looked very similar to Amber so I took a pic (of the picture), sent it over to Amber and got confirmation. She is starting to blow up again so let’s feature her pictures again!

On March 30th, TMZ reported that Vida Guerra is getting sued by a bunch of dudes who got their asses handed to them by Vida’s security guards outside a nightclub hosting her birthday party LAST MARCH. Take your time, fellas. Anyway, sucks to have money sometimes. Vida’s inside celebrating her exit from the womb, some jackass dines on a five finger sandwich, and now her wallet might have to go on a diet. Ridiculous. Anyway, here’s hoping SHE doesn’t go on a diet, we’d hate to see that beautiful bee-hind waste away. In case it does wither, we rounded up a big ol’ photo gallery that’ll have you singing, “back that ass up!”

When it comes to beach butts, the most famous, of course, are the ever-lovely Reef Girls. And when it comes to countries with the best behinds, Brazil, obviously, takes the winning spot. But we now have a new contender in the bodacious babes department: Chilean promo girls! All this awesome action takes place at the deliciously debaucherous Reñaca beach in Chile, where oodles of bikini-clad hotties congregate. Vacation, anyone?

A “Super Moon” will rise in the east at sunset on Saturday evening. According to NASA, this unusually large full moon will be the biggest since March 1983 because it will be about 8% closer to Earth than usual (a distance of about 220,000 miles). The best time to look at the full moon is when it’s near the horizon. To celebrate, we’ve pulled together a phenomenal gallery of girls showing THEIR full moon that’s out of this world. The best time to view this oh-so-close compilation? Right… NOW.

Brittany’s a 24 year old model who’s appeared on Surfshot.com and was in the running to be in a multi-page spread in Savvy Magazine. She’s appeared on Web Soup and in a commercial for Pizza Shuttle in addition to posing for Heidi Fish swimwear, and Madison Max Lingerie. On her MM profile, she states her only weaknesses are shoes and fried pickles. Her and Snooks would be BFFs. See her pics after the jump!

Cecily’s a 21 year old model from Mullins, South Carolina who was in the running to walk the runway as a model for Boy Meets Girl during NYC’s Fashion Week. She states she’s energetic and versatile. She comes highly recommended by the models and photographers she’s worked with who are thoroughly impressed with her professionalism, though she’s just starting out in the biz. See her stats and pics after the jump!

Nadia’s a 22 year old model originally from Jacksonville Beach, Florida now living in Phoenix. She was Playboy’s Cyber Girl of the Week in late October of 2010 and was one of Maxim’s Hometown Hotties in 2010. You might’ve also seen her in Mixed Magazine. A lot of people think she looks like a mix of Julia Roberts and Lea Michele from Glee. See her pics after the jump!

When you think of a bikini, you might not realize that dozens of different styles exist. Most dudes think, “Oh yeah, I can see her midsection, sweet”. It’s to be expected when you go to most public beaches or pools – same ol’ traditional, conventional two piece bathing suit. Now, if you go to Lake Havasu, Las Vegas pool parties, or the more exotic locales for Spring Break, well, you’ve probably laid eyes on the beautifully crafted swimwear we’re about to show you. If you haven’t claimed witness to such spectacles and forgot to book your trip to Cancun, prepare to have your mind blown. See the full list with pics after the jump!

Ysania’s a 22 year old model and actress originally from California now living in Las Vegas. She appeared in Maxim’s Holiday Hotties feature, Guitar World, and the August 2010 issue of Ultimate MMA Magazine. Her online credits include a profile on Fresh2DeathDaily (“F2DD”) and being named October 2010 Bombshell of the Month by Kaboom Magazine. Her commercial work includes posing for “Flying Pasties“, starring in a “State Farm” commercial as a “Bond Girl”, and playing a Morganette for various Captain Morgan promotions. She was also a Hooters Girl for 2 years and has worked a couple parties at the Playboy Mansion. See her pics after the jump!

Previously, we showed you what women will do for beads (hint: it involves nipples). Today, we focus our attention on a different part of the body to celebrate Mardi Gras and Carnival – the butt. Since we’re finally at the tail end of the sinning season, what would be more appropriate than fawning over the very finest of fannies from Brazil and Rio de Janeiro? To celebrate, we’ve pulled together a plethora of pics featuring robust rumps from the fleshy festivities. They’ll have you singing, “Back that ass up!” See the pics after the jump!