There’s going to be a lot of cooking done in a lot of kitchens today, and I am very thankful that I won’t be in any of them. I’ll be watching football, hanging out with my cousins, and generally keeping it low key. The women, however, will be sweating up a storm making sure that the turkey, potatoes, gravy, and vegetable goodness are all ready to eat. If you’re at home alone and your lady wants some help, I would suggest having her wear an outfit like the ones in this gallery. Not only would you actually want to be in the kitchen but seeing as how you might be too tired for a romp after that big meal… Check out these women proving heat in the kitchen can be a good thing in the gallery after the jump!

All week we’ve been giving you some of the hottest girls dressing up for Halloween. From supermodels to the superchested, you should know by now that we deliver straight fire. COED Nation, today is no different. Since most of us celebrated the holiday last night, it’s only fair that we look back on the hottest Halloween backsides. Strictly spooking (yes, that happened) these butts are bewitching. Check ‘em out in the gallery after the jump!

While you’ve probably heard the normal pro-yoga arguments—muscle recovery, stress reduction, overall health improvement—one important fact is often left out: yoga can seriously improve your sex life. We consulted Chad Moline, a yoga teacher and former college football player, on exactly how yoga can turn a regular guy into a legendary lover. Ignoring the one benefit that Will Ferrell showed us in his legendary SNL skit, we show you seven more after the jump!

Watching chicks play sports is pretty painful, unless they’re wearing underwear and beating each other up. That’s why we love the Lingerie Football League – they know exactly what their audience wants. I know that sometimes watching girls throw an oblong ball can be a little difficult, but that’s why we’re focusing on what you really wanna see. We’ve pulled together three awesome galleries: greatest butts in the league, the girls of the Seattle Mist, and the girls of the San Diego Seduction. Check out the athletic hotties below.

Redheads have been a really hot topic recently, thanks to Jim Carrey and his confession of love for Emma Stone. I contemplated not breaking some tough information to you, but I felt it was my duty as a “journalist” to tell you the truth: Emma Stone isn’t a natural redhead. I know, it’s like hearing that Santa isn’t real. In order to help you cope with the difficult truth, we’ve brought you 89 pictures of the real deal. Check out the gallery below.

There’s something extra sexy about seeing just a peek and leaving just a little to the imagination. Obviously, there are benefits to the whole shebang – but it’s the same principle as lingerie. Equally sexy is knowing your girlie isn’t wearing underwear. In my expert opinion, this is why plumber’s cracks are so f*cking hot. That, and these chicks have ridiculous booties to begin with. Check out what they’re trying to show you after the jump!

One might assume we’re all boob guys here at COED, butt we have a deep appreciation for plump rumps as well. With the summer heat b*tch slapping everyone in sight, clothes come off at a record pace and chicks take more risks with their choice of threads. We’re huge fans of the Daisy Dukes because they provide us with eye teasers like the whale tail and the underbutt. Underboob’s cool and all but underbutt is something few can master. Luckily for you, we’ve found pics of the few, the proud, the pristine and stuffed ‘em into this revealing gallery. Check it out after the jump.

July 29th is National Chicken Wing Day. Chicken wings are the ultimate sports food. They crush nachos, chips & dip, pizza, or any other game day “delicacy”. You want your mouth to fall off? Get atomic buffalo wings. You want your jaw to drop? Dig in to a heaping plate of colossal cleavage displayed by the very hottest of Hooter Girls. Oh, and you can buy 10 Wings and get 10 FREE at any participating Hooters. This is what we call a “win win” in the biz. Break out the wet naps and check out the pics after the jump.

The funny thing about Katie Price aka Jordan is that us media types always write her name as ‘Katie Price aka Jordan’. We’ll never quite get “aka Jordan” out of our systems. The British glamour model and reality TV star attempted to break the Guinness World Record for book signing by a single author set in 2006 by former chess world champion Anatoli Karpov, who took eight hours to do 1,951 copies. However, she came up short at the event held for her sixth novel, “The Comeback Girl”. She’s definitely long on cleavage pics, though. She’s gotta be close to breaking records for chestacular photos. Check ‘em out after the jump.

July 20th is Moon Day, which commemorates the day man first walked on the moon. On 7/16/69, Apollo 11 launched from Cape Kennedy Space Center carrying Neil Armstrong, Michael Collins, and Edwin “Buzz” Aldrin, Jr. Four days later, the Lunar Module, nicknamed the “Eagle”, touched down on the moon’s surface and Neil Armstrong proclaimed: “That’s one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind”. We celebrate this historic occasion the only way we know how, with HOT CHICKS showing off THEIR moons. Check ‘em out in the gallery (after the classic Dumb and Dumber clip) after the jump.

Back in the day COED had a pretty sweet feature in which we highlight the beautiful attribute known as the butt in a little something we called, “Sweet Ass Tuesday“. We recently featured the backside of George Clooney’s former arm candy in a special edition S.A.T. and it made us miss the glory days of damn fine dumpers. So, we’ve decided to back dat ass up for a bigger comeback than Michael Vick, Mickey Rourke, and Robert Downey, Jr. combined. Check out the triumphant return after the jump.

While promoting his new movie “Ides of March” at the Venice Film Festival, George Clooney revealed in a joint statement with Elisabetta Canalis that the two “are not together anymore“. We previously stated how impressed we were with Ms. Canalis’s ability to turn Clooney into a one woman man, but it appears even her backside can’t convince him to commit. Still, as Elisabetta walked away for the final time we’d imagine George saying, “I hate to see you leave, but I love to watch you go.” Here’s our ode to the former Clooney arm candy’s can. See the pics after the jump.

The 2004 comedy classic “Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story” taught us a couple things: 1) Lance Armstrong is full of sh*t and 2) the game could always use more hot girls. While everyone thought Christine Taylor’s character was a lezzy (she’s actually bi, spoiler alert), we wondered what she looked like naked. Well, wonder no longer because we stumbled upon these pics of chicks playing strip dodgeball at the adult webmaster b2b event known as “Phoenix Forum”. Why there playing with a soccer ball, we’ll never know. Don’t sweat the details, my man. Just go with it. See the pics after the dodge, dip, duck, dive, and dodge.

I tell you what – NYC’s one of the greatest cities on Earth, but when it comes to borderline naked chicks, the Big Apple comes up WAY short. Sure, with summer just about in full swing, you’ll see a decent amount of bikinis on the beach. But, I’ll be damned if I see ONE microkini. For those NOT in the know, check out our comprehensive guide to swimsuits. If you don’t live in SoCal or near Lake Havasu, you might consider moving there after seeing our photo gallery of hot girls in microkinis. Check it out after the jump.

Forget all the debate about title 9 and female sports and just focus on the ass-entials of what we’re about to tell you. We need women’s sports to exist in this world because we need to see photos that show the ass-entials of pole vaulting and beach volleyball. Not following our logic? Take a look at our latest research on lady surfers and you’… Click to read more