All week we’ve been giving you some of the hottest girls dressing up for Halloween. From supermodels to the superchested, you should know by now that we deliver straight fire. COED Nation, today is no different. Since most of us celebrated the holiday last night, it’s only fair that we look back on the hottest Halloween backsides. Strictly spooking (yes, that happened) these butts are bewitching. Check ‘em out in the gallery after the jump!

Watching chicks play sports is pretty painful, unless they’re wearing underwear and beating each other up. That’s why we love the Lingerie Football League – they know exactly what their audience wants. I know that sometimes watching girls throw an oblong ball can be a little difficult, but that’s why we’re focusing on what you really wanna see. We’ve pulled together three awesome galleries: greatest butts in the league, the girls of the Seattle Mist, and the girls of the San Diego Seduction. Check out the athletic hotties below.

Dudes tend to scoff at the idea of yoga and pilates; it’s for the girls!, we exclaim. But, if you caught Miranda Kerr’s appearance on Conan O’Brien, you’d know yoga does a body good. The awesome Aussie gave birth recently and she looks exactly like she did pre-baby (if not better). While we used to think girls who carry a yoga mat were attention whores, we now know to target those chicks because their behinds probably look smokin’ in yoga pants. Today, we shine the spotlight on the hiney with this gallery of girls butts in yoga pants. Any ladies wanna practice the doggy position? See the pics after the jump!

If you’re like us, you absolutely detest the halftime shows at the Super Bowl. Ever since Janet Jackson’s “wardrobe malfunction” in 2004, the NFL has rolled out tame act after tame act with the exception of The Boss boss-cocking the world and Prince’s phallic guitar making everyone wet. Since the Black Eyes Peas are due to perform, we can’t say we’re expecting much. Sure, Fergie could pee her pants again, but it can’t compare to hot chicks in lingerie. So, why not tune in to the Lingerie Bowl? It’s the next big thing to Lingerie Day. We just wish Danielle Lloyd, Candice Swanpoel, Sara Jean Underwood and Rosie Jones were playing. Get pumped with this photo gallery of fine backsides from the Lingerie Football League.

There are certain essentials when Halloween comes creepin’ ’round: themed cocktails, girls in slutty costumes, and glow in the dark condoms. The biggest and best must-have is the posterior or ass. We’ve got quite the eye for backsides as you can see from our previous Ass-entials entries for the World Cup, Beach Volleyball, Lingerie Football, Surfing, and Pole Vaulting. However, we must say, THIS gallery is scary good. It’ll have you blastin’ Juvenile’s “Back That Ass Up”

What is essential in life? Conan the Barbarian might say it’s, “To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.” While we’re keen on crushing enemies, we’d rather not hear crying women. Instead, we’d like to stare at their BEE-hinds. Previously, we’ve featured the “ass-entials” of volleyball vixens and girls who know how to work the pole. Now, with the fourth game of the Lingerie Football League (“LFL”) set to take place tonight between the Tampa Breeze and the Orlando Fantasy, we mount our steeds, unsheath our swords and ride into the Assentials of the LFL. Join us, won’t you?

We’re so excited for the World Cup games to start that we’re already blogging from our favorite soccer bar. But before the games kick-off, we thought it would be important to review some of the assentials of the World Cup. Because nothing says you love international sports like being able to pick out the super sexy fan’s nationalities by starring at their asses.