Happy Friday the 13th everyone! Besides bad luck, the thing most associated with today is Jason Voorhees and his love of ridiculous murders. Jason loves murdering people so much that he always seems to find an inexplicable way to come back to life. Of course, Jason is a fictional character and it’s good that there isn’t a masked man trying to f*ck up your house p… Click to read more

There have been rumors about Ashton Kutcher’s infidelity for some time now with a bunch of mysterious women hinting at their extramarital trysts with “Mr. Demi Moore”. Well, now the NY Post reports a woman has been identified as Ashton’s mistress – Sara Leal. She apparently wants $250,000 from Kutch-face to keep quiet and will be entertaining offers from media outlets to spill the beans. Before you could type “Facebook”, her profile was already pulled down. Luckily, we’re quick as sh*t so we were able to grab some before the doors locked and windows closed. Check ‘er out in the gallery then vote for who you think is hotter after the jump.

• I dunno, a cougar convention comes to town?
• Hot Spots: Kate Upton in sexy leopard print
• This guy LOVES boobs
• What does a $189,000 bar tab look like? THIS
• This anti-porn PSA makes us really f***ing horny
• I want to commit sexy Soya Cide [HOT CHICK]
• Skywalk with me on The Bachelor: Star Wars edition

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The Green Hornet beat out The Dilemma at the box office over MLK weekend with nearly twice the revenue, $40 mil to $20 mil. January’s a tough month for theatrical releases; it’s a timeframe where studios dump their less than stellar projects and productions with modest to low expectations. For The Green Hornet to perform like it did is a surprise. This week’s new entries feature casual sex, unemployment, hired help, and the long road to freedom. Check our preview of this week’s new releases after the jump!

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson’s new movie “Faster” released in theaters last week. Many people know that Dwayne was a huge WWF / WWE superstar before breaking into the world of cinema, however, few know that he was a college football standout at the University of Miami where he played defensive line. His injury allowed future N… Click to read more

• The aftermath of being a cougar

• Now it’s just getting stupid

• hahaha

• Paris gets kicked out of Japan

• Icing is officially dead

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Guys love to hate celebrities for one stupid reason or another. Sometimes it’s because our wives or girlfriends have a crush on them or sometimes it’s because they’re overrated, untalented nobodies who people obsesses over for no reason. Either way, we can all agree that cocky douchebags are the worst celebrities of them all, well, other than the non-celebrity celebrities (I’m talking to you, Jersey Shore). Here’s a list of the cocky douches that we love to hate.

We’ve all heard that stat that like, 99 percent of jobs aren’t listed – they’re found through networking. Problem is, for most people, networking is about as welcome as near-pregnancies. Sad but true: of those moving back home with mom and dad, 31 percent of those surveyed expect to live at home longer than one year. With these numbers, you need to add some non-networking tips to your game plan.

With the exception of his hair, who amongst us would not like to be in Donald Trump’s shoes? The man is filthy rich and is married to a much younger, incredibly hot woman. There are a number of things that the age of your girlfriend/wife can say about the type of person you are. Curious? Read on and we’ll tell you what everyone’s thinking as you stroll around town with a woman twice your age.

You know when you think about how you would act in a hypothetical situation? Well, I’ve often wondered how I’d react to being “punked.” And I have a creeping suspicion that I’d freak the hell out. I guess that’s why this seems like a perfectly reasonable response…

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Nerds and Sorority girls. They go together like a John Hughes movie and the 80’s.Which is probably why Washington State’s Linux Users Group (the university’s largest computer club) has decided put out a memo to all the sororities on campus: “Make us over, and we’ll do your homework.â€?
In an effort to attract more women to the computer science pro… Click to read more