Just because a woman’s famous for her looks doesn’t automatically make her an idiot. But these 10 lovely ladies sure make that a difficult argument to back-up. Throughout their careers, these hot-bodied babes have been proving that you can be successful without having to have a fully functioning frontal lobe. But that doesn’t mean we don’t still want to see them naked!

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Eight months ago Governor Eliot Spitzer was busted for his involvement in a high end prostitution ring. But yesterday it was announced that federal prosecutors have dropped all criminal charges against the former governor for his involvement.

After the jump let’s hop in the time machine and revisit this scandal.

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Mondays suck. Waking up in the morning seems impossible, there’s never any interesting news, and by the end of the day, any stress-relief achieved over the weekend has been replaced by a burning feeling of self-hate. But those days are over!

From now on, we’ll be giving you “The Week in Re-Boob,” a Monday-special round-up of all the hottest galleries from around the Web over the past week. That means all the hottest photo galleries of the hottest chicks in one place. It’s guaranteed to turn that Monday frown upside down.

Ashley Dupre, of Eliot Spizer-screwing and Girls Gone Wild fame (her DVD comes out this month), is rumored to be moving from New York to Los Angeles to start her (inevitable) reality TV career. (Haven’t we had enough reality from this woman already?) Though her management denies she’s landed a television deal, a source tells E! that there’s something in the works. (more…)

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The New York Post has unleashed new pictures of Gov. Spitzer’s hooker ladyfriend, Ashley Dupre. Along with the new pictures was a pretty hilarious quote from the discussion board:

“She is 22 and young. Wait till she is 32. Her body will sag and look old for abusing her body at at young age. She is not a star, actress, model or singer. She is simply a Hooker! Get it! A Hooker! Don’t act like she is all that and more.”

Although correct about the hooker part I’d say there’s a good chance Ashley will be hot well into her 50’s. For definitive evidence, flip through the new Post pictures and take a look at her mom. She’s a MILF in every sense of the word!

Money, fame, a new record deal, eternal good looks – talk about f*cking your way to the top. Mama must be proud.

We all knew it was just a matter of time before the identity of Eliot Spitzer’s elite companion / prosititute came to surface. Tonight the DrudgeReport uncovered Kristen’s myspace page and believe it or not, her name is not Kristen at all (insert shocked gasp here). Her real name is Ashley Alexandra Dupré, a 22 year-old aspiring R&B singer and a master fellatio-ist.

The Wall Highschool grad from Belmar, NJ is a regular on the NYC hip-hop party scene. Reports say she is less concerned about her recent publicity than being able to make her rent this month, due to her recent unemployment. Not sure if she is hot enough for her Emperor’s Club Diamond rating, but only the former governor can speak to her performance. Good luck little Miss HipHop’s Anonymous – you will have your photoshoot in either Maxim, Playboy or Hustler (if you are as dirty as we think) and then POOF, your fifteen minutes will be up.

Live it up darlin’! The clock is ticking.

Check out Kristen’s candid gallery here

Having already guaranteed a place in hell, we at COED thought that since Mr. Spitzer could “blow” $80,000 on high-priced unknown vagina, what would the going rates be for high-priced celebrity vagina. We pondered the current Emperors Club Diamond Scale and drafted up our list.

It is with pride that we welcome you, ladies and gents, to the Celebrity Emperor’s Club, where high paid politicians can bump nasty with the most desirable celebs taxpayer’s money can buy! We offer complete privacy and anonymity to our clients, in return for keeping our business a private matter.

Tara

Measurements: 33-26-34

Tara is a sassy blonde that loves to let loose and have a wild time with zero inhibition or standards.

While she does indeed enjoy partying, some clients have complained that Tara parties a little too much, as she’s known to pass out mid-sentence. Keep her alcohol consumption to a minimum (if possible) and you will hit it off (and get off) just fine.

Tara has the looks of at 2 Diamond girl, but her wide array of STDs brings her down to a budget level, making her desirable only to people who find Herpes to be an attractive trait.

Check our stable of willing and able girls after the jump! (more…)