AXE Instinct Power Of Leather Launch Party [Photos]

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Last night, after hitting the New York City screening of Bruno (which was funnier than expected – and we expected it to be hilarious), COED stopped by the AXE Instinct Power Of Leather Launch Party at the Hard Rock Cafe in Times Square.

Here is the break down…

For the first two hours, DJ AM was up on stage providing the music for the night. He played an eclectic mix and his timing and intuition for music selection based on the mood of the crowd were spot on. (more…)

7 Questions We’d Like to Ask Roger Clemens

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Larry Fitz Is Fast

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Ashlee Simpsddon Is Very Fertile

Green Day Strive for Rock History

Kids Grow Up To Fast

Texas Independence Babes

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Yee-haw – It’s Texas Independence Day! On this day in 1836, the Texas Declaration of Independence was adopted. And 173 years later, the state is still big as hell and going strong. So to celebrate this under-appreciated holiday, we’ve rounded-up all the hottest Texans we could find. From Jessica Simpson to Jessica Drake, these lovely ladies are definitely not to be messed with.

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Open Up And Say Ah(some): Celebrity Tongues

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If you’re a fan of Hayden Panettiere (and you should be), you may have noticed that the woman loves to lick things. Like, a lot. But after a little bit of research we noticed that way more hotties than just Hayden have something of an oral fixation. From Jessica Alba to Olivia Wilde, these viciously sexy Hollywood vixens seem to love to show us their tongues. And the more awesome the tongue, the more the woman shows it. And you know what? We’re totally OK with that.

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Bronx Mowgli Wentz Tormented Identity Fund

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First of all, congratulations to Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson who just had their first baby boy. That’s great…Just a couple quick questions – are you people f**king retarded? You named him Bronx Mowgli Wentz? Really? What, did you pick it while huffing spray paint?

The sad thing is, you probably spent hours, days – nay – months trying to choose the perfect name before you decided on this gem. But here’s the thing – by the time Bronx Mowgli…ugh…(sorry, I just puked a little in my mouth) is old enough to go to school, Fall Out Boy will be nothing but a distant memory and the name Ashlee Simpson isn’t exactly going to be opening any doors. (more…)

Karolina Kurkova Named World’s Sexiest Woman

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Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz Have Baby Boy

Trivial Pursuit: N.W.A. Edition

Bruce Lee Lookalike Ping Pong

Athleticism Revealed

Annalynne McCord Nipple Slip Pictures

Top 10 Most Overrated Directors

Tigers Maul Man to Death at Singapore Zoo

Emmanuelle Chriqui Looking Just Perfect

Ursula from the Lingerie Football League

Remember When Her Nude Pictures Leaked?

Rihanna Got A New Wrist Tattoo

Rugby Fights > Hockey Fights

Not the Careers They Were Wishing For

Hot or Not? Victoria Beckham

10 Hottest Olivia Munn Moments

James Bond Sex Pun Montage

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James Bond Sex Pun Montage

Ashlee Simpson Gives Birth?

Lady Bugs Are Most Kick Ass In Slow Motion

Kellie Pickler Because She Is Hot And Has Fake Boobs

Victoria’s Secret Angels Overload

Haylie Duff is Definitely No Hilary

Randy Couture Exclusive!

Vikki Blows: Topless Video Game Vixen

Guess That Ass

Lebron’s Geeked Out iPod

The Girls of the 2008 MTV VMA’s Red Carpet

As usual, last night’s Video Music Awards sucked a**.  The geniuses at MTV have succeeded in turning what was once a borderline semi-entertaining awards show into a series of tedious advertisements between more advertisements.  Great Job!

But despite all the foolishness, the sexy starlets came out in numbers, and for the most part, were looking dy-no-mite.  So, rather than making you search thru all those grocery-store-checkout-line-webzines for a little bit o’ VMA leg, we have taken it upon ourselves to weed out the wack and give you the jack.

BTW Pink- You saying “Lemme Check My Flow” in a song has a way different connotation than when Eminem says it… and the thought makes me throw up in my mouth a little bit.

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Renaissance Man: COED Interviews Pete Wentz

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Pete Wentz’s band, Fall Out Boy, for which he is the principal lyricist and bass player, has sold upwards of 5 million albums worldwide. Decadence Records, Wentz’s label, has signed bands like Gym Class Heroes, Panic at the Disco and The Academy Is…, who’ve all turned into massive successes. Clandestine Industries, Wentz’s clothing line and book publishing company, recently opened the flagship location in Wentz’s hometown of Chicago. He’s been busy in his personal life too, marrying his muse, Ashlee Simpson last month. And the two are expecting their first child later this year.

You’d think as a successful musician, entrepreneur and family man, Wentz would want to settle down a little, and soak it all in. Wrong! He’s just gearing-up for his biggest project yet: redefining the way we experience music videos on TV and the Web, as host of MTV’s new show, “FN MTV.”

So we got Wentz on the phone to talk to him about life, music and the next big thing in music video history!

Check out Pete Wentz’s full interview after the jump! (more…)

COED Presents: Sexiest Rock Star Spawn

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Before now, you might have thought groupies were only to be enjoyed by the lucky few sons-of-bitches that become rock stars. But when those groupies become wives and girlfriends (probably because they’re the hottest), sometimes they get pregnant. And sometimes those babies turn into super-hot chicks that get their picture taken. That’s where we come in.

Check out “COED Presents: Sexiest Rock Star Spawn” after the jump! (more…)