As if the media hasn’t spent enough time ravaging the metaphorical colon of people across the internet and TV, we arrive at the next stage in celebrity gossip evolution (or Creative Design if you are from Kansas)…the legal battle.
So here it is: Casey Aldridge, a.k.a. Little Spears’ Babby-daddy, is either 17, 18 or 19. Unfortunately, wh… Click to read more

The New York Post reported that Philly’s fiesty, Emmy Award-winning anchorwoman Alycia Lane was arrested after calling a female cop a “dyke b*tch” then punching her in the face. Sexy anchorwoman meltdowns are so hot right now.
Lane, 35, was riding around with her boy-toy Chris Booker (also a media personality in Philly; he’s a DJ… Click to read more

Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick was sentenced to 23 months in jail on felony charges related to dogfighting after a shorter-than-expected hearing this morning.
In August Vick and his three co-defendants plead guilty for their affiliation with Bad Newz Kennels, a dogfighting group run out of a Virginia home in Vick’s name and approving th… Click to read more

Nothing says media hoopla more than a young, fresh-faced couple with major assets going above the law, enjoying themselves to the max, just to get arrested.
Edward Anderton and Jocelyn Kirsch, a couple from Philadelphia who both come from high-society backgrounds and prestigious schools, decided they didn’t have the means to support the lifestyl… Click to read more

• Recent studies show that it’s the lack of exercise, not body fat, that’s unhealthy.
• Experts break down the health pros and cons of drinking.
• Disappearing man reappears five years later, claiming amnesia when arrested for fraud.
• A gasoline tanker explodes in Everett, Massachusetts, leaving cars and buildings ablaze.
• Burglars in East… Click to read more

All hail old-timey traditions that include things like…beer!
I’ve been trying for over 24 hours to enter this site. Now that it’s up and running, feast your eyes and taste buds on the future of pizza.
VIDEO: Fastest. Stripper. Ever. (Notice I only said fastest.)
I can barely carve an eye into a pumpkin, let alone the Death Star.
The family t… Click to read more

A German man narrowly escapes certain death by falling off a hotel balcony onto his beer belly, which saved his life. (Metro UK)
Homeless or Hipster? It’s always so hard to tell… (College Candy)
Old guy mistaken for mass-murderer Whitey Bulger gets arrested with his wife when on vacation in Italy. When in Rome… (WMTV)
Wonder why Brits get… Click to read more

When a rich celebrity rolls around with 4 bodyguards it’s usually the hired help that does the roughing up. Not the case this weekend!
Puff Daddy had a good old Rocky vs Tommy Gunn style street brawl this Saturday night at Kiosk in SoHo. What started as a verbal argument with his acquaintance Steven Acevedo escalated quickly and ended when Diddy gave Ace… Click to read more

Al “Super Cereal” Gore is given the Nobel Peace Prize. Good for him! (Nobelprize.org)
Modern moms are lazier than moms of the past. That’s what happens when the World’s Most Famous Mom is Britney Spears. (The Sun)
When an Agnostic follows the Bible for a year, things get hairy. (Tim Ferress)
Some dude is pulled over on the highway in… Click to read more

First Grade teacher is found teaching drunk; her blood alcohol level was twice the legal limit. Bonus: she had two more beers tucked away in her purse! Rad. (WNDU)
Arts, farts and crafts: art teacher sues after being fired for painting with butt. (Daily Press)
RainbowVision, a gay retirement home, is not happy with the straight community moving into their ne… Click to read more

If there is any lesson to be learned from the charges filed against Lindsay Lohan, it’s that you should always, always shove every last crystal of cocaine up your nose before cops pull you over. That way you won’t get charged for possession…?
LiLo has been charged with seven misdemeanors (and zero felonies – more on that in a bit) fro… Click to read more

After violating her probation rapper Foxy Brown, three-months pregnant, will be serving time in the pen until her next court date, scheduled for September 7. Following the footsteps of recent preggo-prisoners, Brown is set to stay in a cell by herself, akin to having a dorm-room to herself.
Terrible, simply terrible.
The BlackBerry bludgeoner will not on… Click to read more

The latest case of a talentless musician getting arrested involves the redneck-rocker known as Uncle Kracker, forcible sexual offense, half-baked exit strategies and $5 million dollars. Whoo!
Unfortunately, it’s not as tasty as it sounds.
This whole story reeks of that celebrity standard, where an egocentric “artistâ€? sells himself as a “big d… Click to read more

Lindsay Lohan was arrested early AM today in Santa Monica, CA for DUI (she blew a .13) and for possession of cocaine which they found in her pants pocket upon search at the police station. It was the second time in less than a year she was busted and Lohan had been released from rehab less than a month ago for drugs and alcohol problems.
If Lohan was a a”normal… Click to read more