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The 12 Dumbest Convicted Pro Athletes

COED Staff — Sun, 20 Feb 2011 00:41:42 +0000

The stereotype of the dumb athlete is as cliche today as "blacks love taffy" and "Eskimos own all Locksmith shops" were 20 years ago. And while we don't know much about taffy (accept that it tastes awesome), we are reminded daily that extraordinary athletic ability is not often accompanied by an extraordinary mind. Yes, there are always exceptions to every rule, but these 12 pro athletes have gone out of their way to keep this stereotype alive. Here are the 12 Dumbest Convicted Pro Athletes.

The 5 Most Ridiculous Celebrity Drug Busts

M.H.-New York University — Fri, 05 Nov 2010 17:30:02 +0000

Celebrities have been busted for a number of things over the years, embezzlement, shoplifting, cheating, and a host of other things. However, nothing tops some of the most ridiculously drug bust over the last five years.

How to Extend Your 15 Minutes of Fame

lukeshow24 — Fri, 14 May 2010 16:00:12 +0000

Everyone with a webcam or a knack for having sex with married celebrities can get their fifteen minutes of fame. But only the truly talented can extend those 15 minutes into an interview on 20/20, a Playboy contract, and a television series. We've put together a handy guide on turning your 15 minutes of fame into a a lifelong career of book signings, national news mugshot cameos, and late-career sex tape success.

Illegal Aliens Getting PWNED [48 Photos]

COED Staff — Tue, 04 May 2010 21:45:59 +0000

There is no place better to live in the world than the good ole United States of America. And there is no one more determined to make it here than illegal aliens. They're attempting to cross the border by stuffing their bodies in places that dead bodies don't even belong. So Arizona might as well shove their new controversial law, because these photos of failed border crossings prove just how badly these people want to pick our fruits and vegetables.

The 12 Dumbest Convicted Athletes

igorderysh — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 16:16:11 +0000

With Plaxico Burress having just been sentenced to two years in jail for possessing and discharging a firearm in a public space, we are reminded that these masters of the field and the court are just people, too. They make mistakes, and have to pay for them. However, sometimes the mistakes they make are so hilariously idiotic, we can't help but make fun of them. Here are the 12 Dumbest Convicted Athletes.

ShamWow! Guy Arrested for Beating a Hooker

COED Staff — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 17:30:46 +0000

• ShamWow! Guy Arrested for Beating a Hooker • Yo Dawg, I Herd U Liek Goatse Cake • Shawn Johnson: Hayden Panettiere's Lost Cousin? • April Fool's Day Montage • Mr. Rogers Is Terrifying • Marisa Miller On a Hog

Dozens Arrested At New Year’s Bowl Games

COED Staff — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 20:19:07 +0000

Division of Alcoholic Beverages and Tobacco agents arrested 46 underage drinkers at new Years Weekend football games in South Florida. ABT agents arrested 26 people for possession of alcoholic beverages by an underage person and one for a fugitive warrant at the Orange Bowl Classic on New Year’s Day. [CBS4] Yale Hires First Black Football Coach Tom… Click to read more

Carolina Hooters Girls Got The Best of John Daly

COED Staff — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 21:00:40 +0000

Last night golf’s bad boy John Daly was found outside a North Carolina Hooters drunk and unconscious. Winston-Salem police and paramedics tended to Daly but he but was considered uncooperative to their assistance. The drunk and disorderly d-bag was hauled off to the clink to sober up and was released without an arrest record or any pending charges. … Click to read more

Rampage Jackson Healthy, May Have Legal Trouble.

COED Staff — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 17:15:47 +0000

After wrecking some sh*t in his giant truck, getting arrested, then bailed out (by Dana White), claiming that he was God and being admitted to a hospital for observation, former UFC Light Heavyweight Champ Quinton ‘Rampage’ Jackson is apparently back to what equates to normal. He was seen walking around Minneapolis during the pre-fight prep… Click to read more

If I Had A Million Dollars, I’d Buy A Ton Of Cocaine

COED Staff — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 21:15:22 +0000

In the early nineties, Barenaked Ladies frontman Steven Page promised (in song no less) that he’d buy me and every other lady ever lots of frivolous and unnecessary items like a llama, Art Garfunkel and a monkey. Looks like he forgot all about the little ditty that made his band famous and spent the money buying a ton of cocaine and marijuana. Page was arrested i… Click to read more