In today’s edition of Wrap It Up, Eli says he’s just as terrific as Tom Brady, Coco Chanel might’ve been a nazi spy, Abercrombie & Fitch wants to pay the Jersey Shore cast to NOT wear their clothes, Playboy released their first ever braille edition, Hulk Hogan might be gay, Kate Upton looks good in denim, Miranda Kerr looks good in lingerie, Anne Hathaway tries to do Lil Wayne, The Game might go to jail for a tweet, Ndamukong Suh got fined again, Gerard Depardieu pissed on an airplane floor, and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

At COED we try to pay homage to the funniest sites on the web. With our Tumblrs of the Week column, we highlight the best, most WTF Tumblrs. This week’s Tumblrs feature Kanye interruptin’ e’erybody, HBO’s hit series Games of Thrones clashing with canceled cult hit Arrested Development, and Hillary Clinton spreadin’ secrets and sh*t . Check them out after the jump.

Whenever I’m high, I want three things: funny sh*t, food, and more weed. In this post, we address the first of my desires – shows that are guaranteed to make me laugh my @ss off. Sure, the development of On Demand television makes it easier for me to find what I want, but sometimes I forget what I’m doing. For the sake of potheads everywhere, I propose a channel that plays only what we want to watch through the clouds of smoke: Channel 420. Check out our nominees and vote for the shows you think should make it onto our channel after the jump.

With news of 24 getting the green light to become a movie along with speculation about other shows (CSI, etc.), we have to wonder if Hollywood has amnesia. You see, it’s so rare for a TV show to make the leap to the big screen and not pay dearly for it! So, even though some producer or director will f*** ‘em up with their own retarded “vision” or modernizing or re-imagining, here’s our list of TV shows that would make great movies (in the right hands). See the list and vote for your favorite after the jump!

Well, folks, it looks like Drunk Christmas is almost upon us – and by that we mean St. Patrick’s Day! With the smell of finely brewed ale, vomit and dead leprechaun soon to fill the air, we at COED got to thinking about TV characters that drove us to drink in the first place; the figures we’d most like to knock back a few brewskis with. Whether they’re animated or not, these lads and lasses could probably drink us under the table any day of the week and we wouldn’t mind in the least!

Television comedies are experiencing a grand resurgence. With such hit comedies as The Big Bang Theory, Glee, Modern Family, How I Met Your Mother, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Two and a Half Men, 30 Rock, and The Office, the viewing schedule is not lacking the funny these days. Maybe one day these awesome shows will join our list of the funniest TV shows ever, but for now, we’ll stick to the classics. What hilarious comedies are you loving?

A sneak preview sketch from Season 2 of MTV’s Human Giant:

Season 2 of Human Giant premieres Tuesday, March 11th at 11pm.… Click to read more

Yeah, yeah, we know – it’s 2008. So why talk about the movies of 2009 so soon?
With the advent of viral marketing and extremely early teaser trailers being leaked eons before a movie is scheduled for release, you can never be too early to start talking about films. Hell, you’re lucky this list isn’t about the most anticipated movies o… Click to read more

If this isn’t the textbook definition of “teaser” I don’t know what is:

Fun fact: the voice of the new KITT (Knight Industries Three Thousand) will be none other than Arrested Development alumni Will Arnett!
G.O.B. to voice KITT? That’s all I needed to know; I’m officially pumped about the show now.
Knight Rider will… Click to read more

There will never be a sitcom funnier, smarter and more likeable than FOX’s critically-lauded-yet-ratings-deficient Arrested Development.
I can understand that if you didn’t see the show from the beginning, you may wonder what the fuss is all about. If that’s the case do yourself a favor and buy/Netflix/download the Emmy-award winn… Click to read more

Just when you thought Knocked Up was the last word on unplanned pregnancy in a comedy, Juno rolls through with a slight modification: teenage pregnancy, a parents’ least-favorite subject.
Starring Arrested Development alumni Jason Bateman and Michael Cera – alas, neither actor appears onscreen together – Juno tells the story of Jun… Click to read more

First off, if you haven’t seen Superbad yet, do so now. Call in sick from work, skip your Mom’s birthday, break up with your girlfriend – just f*** it all and go. It’s the best comedy of the summer by a country mile, excepting its cinematic big-brother Knocked Up.
Moving on.
Superbad‘s super-talented Michael Cera has stepped … Click to read more

The streak continues for Judd Apatow’s comedy crew. In Superbad, writers Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg have take the signature raunchy wit of The 40 Year Old Virgin and Knocked Up and let it lose on the high school sex comedy genre. While the “nerdy guys trying to get laidâ€? formula may seem well worn at this point, Jonah Hill and Michael Cera rip through lin… Click to read more