What is wrong with Arnold Schwarzenegger? Doesn’t he know that if you are going to be cheating on your wife (esp. when you are working for the government) you should not dip your pen in the company ink by boinking the family maid? How about the fact that a man with that much fame chose to mess around with a woman three steps above a velociraptor? Lucky for him, I have selected a list of some of the hottest maids my eyes have ever seen for him to choose from next time. Check them out after the jump!http://www.popeater.com/2011/05/18/arnold-schwarzenegger-love-child-birth-certificate/

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