So while some of us might be disappointed that the new iPhone is actually a reworked iPhone 4, Apple surprised the world by announcing a new Steve Jobs 2. The Onion broke the news story, explaining that the new Steve will now have a white turtle neck, and a “richer, deeper voice.” So typical of Apple, just adding some aesthetic changes to their products and trying to pass it off as ‘new and improved.’ Check out the breaking news after the jump!

I know the concept of the Hitler reaction video series is old, but sometimes they’re just spot on. Take this take on Hitler’s discovery that Apple’s releasing the iPhone 4s after months of buzz suggesting it would be the iPhone 5. It’s all the Fuhrer ever wanted and instead he’s stuck with the iPhone 4S. What is he supposed to do with that? No one cares that there’s a new OS or improved camera or voice activated controls. Go Android, my man. Check out the furious Fuhrer’s flip-out after the jump.

Steve Jobs once asked the President of Pepsico  “Do you want to spend the rest of your life selling sugared water or do you want a chance to change the world?” Who would have known in 1983 that it wouldn’t be just once, but many times over, time after time?! Steve Jobs was a true visionary, He thought different. He will be missed.  RIP Steve Job… Click to read more

In today’s edition of Wrap It Up we cover the fact Apple has more cash than Uncle Sam, Soulja Boy’s $55 million jet, Lady Gaga’s boobs, Kylie Johnson, Louis CK dominating Letterman, Hustler’s offer to Casey Anthony, a bombing victim with a spike lodged in her head for 5 days without knowing it, Hitler cat and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

Everything seems better in the past. Television, food, your “game”, and your health were probably much better when you were younger. The reality is that times change and so must companies if they hope to survive. However, some of them have changed for the worst. Call us a bunch of old cynical bastards if you must, but make sure to check out our list of companies that use to be cool after the jump.

Yesterday, during Steve Jobs’ Keynote Speech, lots of new things were revealed about upcoming Apple products. Yes, Steve looked somewhat healthy, but rumors are going around that he won’t be a part of the company for too long. Enter this guy in the video below. He does an amazing job of demonstrating what the iPad is capable of. Check out how magical he makes the iPad look after the jump!

This isn’t funny, ThinkGeek… not funny at all. I know it’s April Fool’s Day and all, but there’s harmless joking around and then there’s just playing with the fragile emotions of a geek. Like they do every April 1st, the jerks people over at ThinkGeek make a too-awesome-for-words product that, much to the dismay of nearly everyone on the internet, doesn’t exist – until they cave in to our nerdy demands and make it happen. But I doubt this Playmobil Apple Store playset will ever be made real!

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You’ve probably seen those “Above The Influence” anti-drug commercials in which they show worst scenario outcomes to people smoking weed. Really depressing sh*t. They always make the person out to be an accidental murderer, or homeless, jobless, friendless. No prospects of anything positive on the horizon. Well, we have a list of the smartest, most successful people who ever admitted to smoking pot as a neat, tidy rebuttal. Suck it, ATI. See the full list after the jump!

If you’re going to shell out $200 for an iPhone, you better add on another $49.99 for a four layer protective case. Indeed, four layers. Imagine if condoms could offer four layers of protection. You buy enough of those–why not invest in some consideration for your iPhone, too?

COED runs down the 10 most coveted items for the month of October from an inflatable pub to a sticker you put on your suitcase that will have airport security absolutely LOVING you.

Whether it’s a night of drinking or a road trip to a new adventure, there are some essential apps capable of keeping you on track and prepared for almost anything. Lost on a deserted road in the middle of nowhere? About to run out of gas, but your pockets are nearly bare? We’ve got solutions to cover it all.

While most people might be turned off by a fruit inspired or flavored beer, there are actually some high quality brews deserving of a chance. Whether it’s orange, blueberry, cherry, or peach, some of the greatest minds in brewing have found ways to make fruit in beer an acceptable concept. Keep an open mind as just because these might contain a smattering of sweet flavors, doesn’t mean they’re girly at all.

In today’s society smartphones are common place. Smartphones can check our email, call our friends, play games, and even surf the web at a moments notice, but how smart are they really? Under that sharp, glossy, plastic exterior and behind that crystal clear LCD is there an intelligent computer or a jumble of features pressed into a convoluted mess? These are the 3 biggest and most blatant smartphone shortcomings. Like, really Steve Jobs?

Sure, nearly everyone already has chargers, headphones or docking stations, but the seemingly limitless amount of crazy iPod and mp3 player add-ons doesn’t stop there. As if people weren’t already helplessly addicted to their favorite music player, ingenious gadget companies are finding ways to lure us into spending more of our hard-earned cash on pimping out our iPod.