This isn’t funny, ThinkGeek… not funny at all. I know it’s April Fool’s Day and all, but there’s harmless joking around and then there’s just playing with the fragile emotions of a geek. Like they do every April 1st, the jerks people over at ThinkGeek make a too-awesome-for-words product that, much to the dismay of nearly everyone on the internet, doesn’t exist – until they cave in to our nerdy demands and make it happen. But I doubt this Playmobil Apple Store playset will ever be made real!

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If you think Apple’s products are way to expensive (or simply can’t afford them), then now’s the time to jump on some cheap cheaper holiday goodness with Apple’s Black Friday sale, which is on now at Apple.com
Now, here’s the thing – you’re not going to save that much money, unless you’re buying a MacBook… Click to read more

Gadget lovers who just have to be the first to buy the highly anticipated iPhone have been camped outside the Apple store on New York’s Fifth Ave. all night.

Our official iPhone correspondent has texted in to give an update on the frenzied situation at the flagship Apple Store in New York City:
“The Apple store is pandemonium right now. There is a line spann… Click to read more