I can’t tell if Epic Films is serious about this TV show or not. I felt the same way when I watched the trailer for FDR American Badass. Like, this prologue is some fairly high quality sh*t but it can’t possibly be real. I want it to be real, don’t get me wrong, but I’m not sure there are enough of me to warrant a series on TV. As much as we thin… Click to read more

I’m 6’3″, 200 pounds and overly confident that I can kick any living person’s ass, let alone someone who’s been dead to the world and smells like rotting garbage. Yes, I’ve practiced on homeless people. And COD. Both of which qualify me as an expert in zombie killing. When Rezurrection comes out, I’m honestly going to sit in front of my TV with no less than five blunts – which is the same approach I’d take if the Z Apocalypse comes. Check out the trailer after the jump.

Well, it’s been nice knowing all of you. While I’m not sure if Jesus will take me or not, I do know there is plenty of material on the interwebs to help you once the time comes to check out. We’ve got playlists, fashion tips, diet plans, and much more – all wrapped up in one handy dandy survival kit. If you don’t get to Heaven, drop us a note. We’ll be down here ripping shots and burning one to Method Man’s Tical 2000 while watching T2 – we hear they sync up like Pink Floyd and the Wizard of Oz. Check out the most important rapture-related links we could find to make May 21st a smooth ride (wherever you’re going) after the jump!

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• Who’d You Rather? Blake, Bar, or Gisele? (BroBible)
• 5 apocalyptic scenes worse than May 21st (Moviefone)
• Schwarzenegger’s wife & mistress were preggers at the same time (PopEater)
• 71 ridiculous and insane craigslist ads (Uproxx)
• Paris Hilton rides to victory (BustedCoverage)

See more awesome links after the jump!

When the real zombie apocalypse arrives, only a total dumbass will look to zombie movies for tips on how to survive. Because while those people will be busy doing stuff people in zombie movies do, like giving birth and being totally racist, the people who look to video games for survival tips will be off creating a zombie-free society on an island somewhere. Check out our 5 tips for surviving the zombie apocalypse that we learned from video games after the jump!

Getting prepped for the 2012 apocalypse? Well, you might want to start gathering provisions a bit faster considering the 8.9 magnitude earthquake and tsunami that hit Japan this morning. Harold Camping, a broadcaster for a Christian radio station in California, has been scaring the bejeezus out of people all over Twitter with his prediction that Doomsday is May 21, 2011. After this morning’s events, he might be right. But life’s too short to stick your head in a hole. We at COED encourage you to defiantly stare into the face of oblivion and cross off our list of things you have to do before the end of the world! See the bucket list to end all bucket lists after the jump!

You’d think that there would be less on TV with Thanksgiving on the horizon. But TV does not submit to any holiday! This list will NOT, however, include the much anticipated finale of Dancing With the Stars (Tuesday night on ABC) because it is Coed’s policy not to incite violence.

Season finale for Weeds, premieres for Glory Daze on TBS, Human Target on FOX, Brew Masters, and Top Gear. Get ready to be stoned, fratastic, cunning, drunk, and vehicular, which is actually a very deadly combination. Can’t ask for more than that. Oh yeah, the 2010 American Music Awards should have some pretty ladies. DVR’s getting a workout this week.

This week in television will bring you plenty of creepiness and a little bit of reality. So, tune in and freak out.

If you’re a gamer like me, there’s probably all sorts of ridiculous stuff you think you can do in real life, even though you so totally can’t. Like, I’ve never seen — much less fired — a rocket launcher, but thanks to video games, I just have this *feeling* that, if the situation presented itself, I could use one to shoot down a helicopter. Probably with one shot. And I could — again, if I reeeeally had to — easily navigate a motorcycle down the wrong way of a freeway. But nowhere am I more delusionally confident than when it comes to a zombie apocalypse. Never mind the fact that, in real life, I both get winded running up a flight of stairs and hate strong smells. I could still survive –nay, thrive — in a zombie apocalypse.

Apocalypse. A nasty little word that conjures the thought of everything from fire and brimstone to cosmic collisions. Scientists talk about it, religious leaders preach about it, and the movies… well that’s where the end-of-the-world theory really goes from the mildly comprehensible to wildly implausible. The environment, mad science, aliens, Satan, and asteroids are all great arch villains for films of this sort.

So we all know it’s coming at this point, the Zombie Apocalypse is inevitable. The only question now is, do you have the stamina, speed, and intelligence to fend off your neighbors, the mailman, and that hot chick from the gym as they attempt to eat your brains?

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Jack is back, and season seven of 24 has the same plot as Live Free or Die Hard!
The writers say, “There will not be a ticking clock on a nuclear device [and] the villain is not a terrorist [but] someone with a supremely dark past who’s done something horrific and whose ambition is to regain his stature in the world.”
Although this plot sounds s… Click to read more