Getting hammered is super duper fun neato, gang. You get to steal cop cars, hook up with girls out of your league, and take multiple punches to the dome without feeling anything. However, the most crucial portion of a drunken night is the ending. It separates the men from the boys. Those who can keep their composure and last longer will reap the benefits. Those who pass out in front of everyone… well, they’re free game. Last year we brought you the Most Shameful Drunken Shamings. Today, we present the most EXTREME Drunken Shamings. See the pics after the jump!

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The first rule of drinking is: Don’t f*cking pass out while everybody else is still drinking. Because if you do, horrible, embarrassing, terrible things will happen to you during your inebriated slumber. Sorry, but that’s just how it works. And if you need any more convincing, check out this massive collection of 210 drunken shaming photos that are so shameful, you’ll never feel safe drinking with your “friends” again.