Yes, the downhill racer is good, but I think that real stars here are the announcers. They sound like they’re either hopped up on an 8-ball each, or are legitimately on fire. Right out of the gate, they just start yelling and screaming. Note to self, start saying “dude” in an English accent – it sounds much more educated. Check out the video after the jump.

I know, I know – Valentine’s Day has been over for almost a week. But this has to been:… Click to read more

Sports announcers: can’t live with ‘em, can’t get them to stop talking when all you want to do is watch your local team go for the glory but nooooooo these factoid-loving ass-clowns have to smother all the excitement out of the game (unless they’re quality announcers, but that’s rare).
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